LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z- I MEAN YU YU HAKUSHO EP 5.
*screaming heard in the distance*
When there’s spirit alarms, lightin’ up them walls
WHO YOU GUNNA CALL? PREVIOUSLY A GHOST- BUT NOW HE’S ALIVE AND A MONSTER-BUSTER!!
If Kyukonki’s are weird, and using your ogre’s for food
WHO YA GONNA CALL? YUSUKE, BUSTER! (nyeh nyeh nyeeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nahnahnah nyeh nah) *ghost busters continues to play*
Kurama and Hiei trying to bring a good Gouki down. GOUKI’S JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUN (Gouki’s just wanna, wanna have fun, Gouki’s just wanna have-)
DUUUDE A GOLDEN DRAGON FOUNTAIN PEN. No one CARES.
“Yeah my uncle gave it to me in his will.” OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO RICH ALL THE LADIES WILL BE ALL OVER YOUR SWEET SWEET DRAGON… PEN. *ahem*
“They act like I’ve been dead or something.” Oh Yusuke, you’re so cute.
Speaking of cute here comes Keiko, and her sass. I’d like to think that Keiko knows exactly what Yusuke’s thinking about but she’s not ready to talk to him about it because he just came back and she’s afraid it’s not real so she pretends everything is normal.
Now for your entertainment, and DTV style, a Haiku:
And this face Kuwabara makes literally had me in tears. I just- can’t
#Kuwahandsome “BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU’LL BE IN GHOST LAND SOON” Good one Kuwabara. Good…good one.
“Oh man I hate gym class” It’s those pesky boy shorts, isn’t it Yusuke?
Guess it’s the perfect time for a flashback and hey it’s a monocle. WE HIGH CLASS NOW BITCHES, WE FANCY AS SHIT. WE SPY KIDS
For your Yusuke getting hit with an oar needs.
Y:“WAH I DON’T WANT TO BE SPIRIT DETECTIVE”
B:“I’M IGNOOORRIIINGG YOUUU”
My English might not be that good but I’m pretty sure that “I’m going to bed” does not translate to any sort of agreement.
“You’ll have to master these items that you’ll never use again one by one because you’re WEAKSAUCE, SON.”
“OH NO MY FOUNTAIN PEN, HOW WILL I GET THE LADIES NOW?” Like no one saw that shit coming. Protect your family jewels, kids.
Suddenly, as if plot were happening Koenma appears! Telling Yusuke there’s been a robbery. *gasp*
But Yusuke’s preoccupied with his own, so Koenma tells him to use his SECRET SPECIAL MEGA AWESOME SUPER RARE DETECTIVE ITEM to look into Iwamoto’s pocket.
No one saw that coming. Just like no one came into the hallway where it would look like Yusuke was yelling to himself. Or worse case scenario, yelling at a translucent floating baby.
Aww yiss the wee babe Yusuke’s first Spirit gun <3
“It’s your spirit gun”
“My what?” DID HE STUTTER?
Then we get the run down on the Artifacts of Darkness. Which is Sword That Kinda Steals Your Soul by Slavery, Mirror of Granting Your Wish While Stealing your Soul, and Ball that actually just Steals Souls. But like of kids.
“We think they’re uptown.” Damn skippy. You know Kurama’s an Uptown Giiirlll~!
Oh Yusuke, you and your sassy mouth. So now for the second time, Yusuke is chasing down a kid. To save. And possibly get killed in the process. GOOD.
Dude, you got forehead herpes? Just sayin’ you should probably get those things checked out.
“There it is! The orb thingy” Yes, Yusuke, we all know that is the scientific name. Orb… thingy. And then Yusuke beats up some random adults Gouki was sitting amongst because, why not?
Oh back to Spirit World with some information. Look a line up!
And that last guy no one cares about or talks about ever again. There were seriously a bajillion frames of him.
How the hell did Hiei and Kurama end up with Gouki, like… seriously? Which one of them was like YES THIS GUY. SEEMS LIKE A BRILLANT IDEA. I mean I guess really he was just cannon fodder in case they got caught. Either of them would be able to beat him so they’d be able to take his item.
Oh wait we forgot a member of their gang-
WHOA BOTAN YOU’RE IN 3-D WHAT ARE YOU DOING COMING OUT OF THE TV?!
OH NO DADDY’S COMING HOME, KOENMA WILL GET THE MOTHER OF ALL SPANKINGS.
I love how Koenma says to Botan, “you know how my dad can get” I realize that Enma is her boss but that just seems so much more personal.
And Yusuke’s worried about a little rainfall, EVEN THOUGH THERE’S A PILLAR OF LIGHT SHOWING HIM THE WAY. YUSUKE. GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT
HAHAHA OH YES GOOD CHUMMIN’ AROUND DEMON FUN. IT’S LIKE A BACKYARD BARBEQUE “EXCUSE ME NEIGHBORS.” God dammit Yusuke.
What I heard had happened:
“I’m a spirit detective!” He says proudly.
Kurama has no time for your shenanigans.
And then there were two. PUNCHES THROWN ORBS WERE TAKEN, NO ONE CARES ABOUT GOUKI, YUSUKE’S A BADASS ROLL CREDITS
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
ISWEARIMNOTBIASEDYOUREBIASED.