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relistening to the crystal kingdom reminded me that justin announced that taako has a peanut allergy (though considering it was directly after travis said, "magnus is 400 years old!", i don't know if it's meant to be 'canon' or not), and @perniciouslizard and i got into a conversation about this.

Flip Wizard (Zack): lucretia sees him about to eat something with peanuts and she's like NO because that's how he died in cycle 32 or something Flip Wizard (Zack): "taako you're allergic to peanuts" "? no i'm not" "(shit he found out on the starblaster shit shit shit) uhhh well you might be and that would be bad!" Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: slow mo "nooooooooooooo" Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: no lucretia actually literally says "no" very slowly Flip Wizard (Zack): omg

Flip Wizard (Zack): so i think it's safe to say lup is probably also allergic to nuts Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: oh no!! Flip Wizard (Zack): honestly they probably already know since they are food wizards Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: right Flip Wizard (Zack): .... that would be kind of funny though like they are experimenting with new foods and they try their food and both get horribly ill Flip Wizard (Zack): GUESS THAT'S NO GOOD Flip Wizard (Zack): barry: i thought it was pretty good (he's fine) Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: taako and lup: -dead- Flip Wizard (Zack): magnus tries it too because he's magnus Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: he tosses it in his mouth so hard he chokes and thinks he's allergic too for a couple years Flip Wizard (Zack): god Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: the peanut rushes in too fast

Flip Wizard (Zack): god i just imagined taako about to eat like a peanut butter cookie or something on the moon and suddenly lucretia is just there and slaps it out of his hand Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: "no peanuts on the moon," she says, calm Flip Wizard (Zack): dsjflsjfsldjfl Flip Wizard (Zack): "why? it's not like i'm allergic," says taako, ironically Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: "Everything isn't about you, Taako. But yes, you are." Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: "We secretly test for allergies when you join the department." Flip Wizard (Zack): magnus would probably just pipe up with "I'M allergic" because he's magnus and lucretia is just like "you just eat your peanuts too fast" Celeste "bone crusher" Phoenix: god i'm imagining magnus like "do you test to see if people eat food too fast, too??" and lucretia's just like "yes" because she has no idea what else to say Flip Wizard (Zack): hahahaha

#taz/#perniciouslizard #me and celeste have a good time talking about wizards #and magnus who is not a wizard but hangs out with a lot of wizards #taz spoilers #z chat

i’m being normal about Yoh’s hair I promise

#z chat #obviously i’m joking #I’m insane about it

saw that matthew rhys attended smackdown so i totally understand how jesus felt when he was betrayed by judas

#and he looked good????#the ultimate betrayal #z chat

controversial maybe but I’m happy mcmg got released from wwe because now I can watch their fucking matches again lmao

#i would rather eat glass than give any money to tko #insert the ‘we fucking hate triple h’ gif #i might get edge & christian v mcmg #enjoy EVIL ig #z chat #wrestling

i hate vague posting but also ????? okay sure

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i’m too impatient for this. i feel like I’m waiting for my husband to come back from the war except he’s at home making collages and hiding from seasonal allergies