Girl Meets The Jellyfish Pact
This scene is inspired by another episode of friends.
Location: Minkus Family Beach House.
The gang just arrived at Farkle's family beach house for the weekend. Everyone takes their suitcases to their rooms except Maya who crashes on the couch and falls asleep. Everyone arrives back to the living room.
Riley: What's everybody's plan today?
Farkle: I'm going to the beach.
Zay: Me too.
Riley: Can I come?
Farkle: Of course.
Riley: (looks at Lucas, Smackle, and Maya) How about you guys?
Smackle: I'm going to stay here and read.
Lucas: I'll just walk around.
Riley: Maya?
Maya is snoring loudly.
Farkle: See you guys later.
Everyone leaves.
Location: Beach.
Riley is laying on a towel. Farkle is sitting in a beach chair while Zay is digging a hole in the sand.
Farkle: There's a Zombie Apocalypse, I'm the only man left, would you date me?
Riley: If you were the only man left, maybe.
Zay: Hey, guys look at my hole.
Farkle: Wow, what a waste of time.
Riley: Don't listen to him Zay, it's a nice hole.
Zay: Thank you Riley.
Zay sticks his tongue out at Farkle.
Farkle: You know the Tide's just going to fill it up with water.
Zay: That's not going to happen. I made sure that we were far enough away from the ocean before I started digging.
The tide brings the water to the beach filling up the hole Zay made.
Zay: Damn.
Riley jumps up.
Riley: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Zay: Are you in pain?
Riley: No, I always say ow for no reason.
Farkle: What happened?
Riley: I think I got stung by a jellyfish.
Farkle: We should get you back to the house.
Riley: It hurts too much to walk.
Zay: And I'm tired from digging that hole.
Farkle: Then what should we do?
Zay: I was watching Discovery channel and-
Farkle: Wait, you watch the Discovery channel?
Zay: It was by accident.
Riley: Is there a point to the story? I'm going to pass out from the pain.
Zay: The point, before I was rudely interrupted, was you have to pee on the jellyfish sting.
Riley: What?
Farkle: He's right. The ammonia is supposed to kill the pain.
Riley: I'm not peeing on myself. I rather just deal with the pain.
Riley starts walking back to the house and stops.
Riley: Ow! Ow!
Riley turns around to face Farkle and Zay.
Riley: Fine. I'll do it. But you can't watch.
Farkle holds up a blanket to cover Riley. Riley tries multiple positions so she can pee on the sting.
Riley: Um, guys, I can't do it. I can't bend that way.
Farkle: What are we going to do?
Riley: One of you have to do it.
Farkle: Not it.
Zay looks at Riley and Farkle.
Zay: Aw man.
Location: Beach House.
Maya, Lucas, and Smackle are playing cards. Riley, Farkle and Zay rushed in.
Riley: I'm going to take a shower and stay in there forever.
Riley leaves.
Maya: What happened?
Farkle: (talking fast) Nothing happened. Why would you asked that? Who told you stuff happened? Stop giving me the third degree.
Farkle leaves.
Maya looks at Zay.
Zay: I got nothing.
Zay walks away.
The next day.
Riley, Farkle, and Zay are eating breakfast. They won't look each other in the eyes.
Maya, Lucas and Smackle walk in.
Maya: This is ridiculous. You guys won't even look at each other. Something happened on that beach and we demand to know what it is now.
Farkle: We made a pact to never talk about it.
Riley: It stays in the past.
Zay: It's buried in the hole I digged.
They get up and try to leave but Maya, Lucas, and Smackle blocks the doors.
Lucas: No one is leaving until you tell us what happened.
Riley looks at Farkle and Zay. They nod.
Riley: Fine, we'll tell you.
Maya: Start from the beginning.
Zay: It started on a stormy Sunday afternoon.
Maya: What?
Zay: You said start from the beginning. I'm telling you about the day I was born.
Maya: I meant about what happened on the beach, you maroon.
Zay: Oh.
Riley: We were on the beach.
Zay: I was digging a hole. It was the biggest hole I ever dug.
Farkle: He was so proud of himself.
Zay: (smiling) I was.
Riley: Then the tide came.
Zay: And it destroyed my hole.
Riley: And a jellyfish stung me.
Farkle: Riley was in too much pain to walk. So Zay remembered something he watched on tv.
Zay: I was watching the Discovery channel-
Lucas: You were watching the Discovery channel? Were you watching channels by accident again?
Zay: Yeah.
Smackle: I saw the same show. They said...
Smackle pauses and looks at Riley.
Smackle: Ewww!!!
Maya and Lucas: What?
Smackle: She peed on herself.
Maya and Lucas: Ewww!!!!
Riley: I tried and failed. I couldn't bend that way. So I asked Farkle and Zay to pee on me.
Farkle: And I said no.
Maya, Lucas, and Smackle looks at Zay.
Zay: That's right. I stepped up to the plate. I took one for the team. I peed on Riley. I would peed on everybody.
Riley: How did you take one for the team? I was the one being peed on. And you didn't even peed on me.
Smackle: You didn't?
Zay: (looks down) No, I'm a fraud. It was too much pressure. Performance anxiety.
Maya: Then who peed on Riley?
Farkle raises his hand.
Farkle: I did. I kept aiming everywhere but the foot.
Everyone laughs.
Riley: It wasn't funny. Starting now, we'll never speak of this again. We're taking this to our grave.
Everyone: Agreed.
The next day.
Location: Topanga's.
Farkle: About that Zombie Apocalypse.
Riley: Dude, never going to happen. You will always be the idiot that peed on me.
Farkle: Fair enough.
The end.