#zarkophagus

[zarkophagus]

its lonely at the top

jk im gonna crush all of you

[allu-rad]

The day @zarkophagus calls me Allulu to my face is the day I’ll freak out and melt into a puddle.

[drurad]

A rare photo of @zarkophagus //im currently watching Gravity falls... I had too

[ask-whataburger-young-mccree]

// mini self-promo whoops

// Ok look, I know that I make too many blogs, but I made this one for the sake of edits. It’s kind of an Overwatch ask blog, not Retailwatch related, but it’s still a pretty big joke.

@sewer-hanzo

// My other one is a Voltron blog run by “Zarkon” who just makes edits and shitposts. Again, mainly for edits. I need fuel for puns, so if you could check it out, that’d be great!

@zarkophagus

// I’d appreciate it if you could follow them or leave an ask or two if you wanna! Thank you!

[zarkophagus]

consider:

me piloting all the lions. yes. all of them at once

[zarkophagus]

the real zarkon (me) has never dared to finish S3

[zarkophagus]

you would not believe your spawn

if 10 million year old zarkon

[zarkophagus]

no glasses

only death