swiggity swoltron, im gonna kill voltron

i feed on outdated memes and being evil vrepit suh dud /// #zarkophagus #radtron #swoltron

[zarkophagus]

voltron is bad and you should feel bad

[zarkophagus]

// I know I'm not active anymore but I might meet Neil Kaplan today. I don't know if I'll have enough money to record him, but what should I ask him to say about bread

[daisy-duck-official]

IMPORTANT

attention all Officials, all Tumblr users, whoever the fuck you are.

This is severely important.

Ever sit down after a stressful day, watch your favorite youtuber, do commissions, etc.? Well in FOUR DAYS, that can all be taken away very easily. We’re so close yet so *far* from possibly saving the internet, and those who’s lives depend on it. Within this blog, there will be a link to a petition to stop net neutrality from being killed. There are many people who’s jobs are online. online schooling. the internet is extrememly important, and we can’t let the FCC take it away! Instead of just merely liking this post, sign the petition and reblog this post!

>> Here’s the link. <<

[ortensia-official]

GUYS!!

we are so close!!

yet so.. FAR!!

Once again, I beg of you, reblog this post! So many people’s lives are depending on this!

[daisy-duck-official]

Once again! I PLEAD you! Signal boost the fuck out of this! we need everyone to see it!!! We’re so close yet so FAR!!! If we don’t meet the goal in four/three days(?), then so many people will die and become depressed!!! STOP THE FCC AND SAVE THE INTERNET!

EVERY SIGN COUNTS!!

[ortensia-official]

DO IT

[colonel-william-protection-army]

This is very important, please sign!!

[jjoocii]

Sign it bitchs

[ironduke37]

It takes you ten seconds, just do it. 

[theawesomeraccoon]

We’re almost there!! Keep it up guys!!

[artist-in-space]

Please! To those who can help, bring awareness and protest!

[zarkophagus]

What's it like finally being dead, you know, like Thace

I don't watch voltron

[zarkophagus]

you look like you need a hug, buddy.

dont touch me

[zarkophagus]

......o h my quiznak there's more of you...

you guessed it bitch

[zarkophagus]

// let's face it: radtron is dead

// and my interest in voltron has plummeted

// I'm so behind on the series and you need to put a gun to my head to finish it cuz I'm just...not as intrigued anymore

// I won't delete this blog, but it's probs gonna be like how it was before: dead

// maybe if by some miracle I return, I expect loads of bread jokes

// enjoy the memes I have left y'all

- zarky

[zarkophagus]

vrepit nya

[zarkophagus]

Allulu

[zarkophagus]

consider:

me piloting all the lions. yes. all of them

at once

[zarkophagus]

damn thing is zarklogged

[zarkophagus]

y'all don't mind if i

’m zarkon

[zarkophagus]

idk what makes the paladins so stupid, but it really works

[zarkophagus]

ravioli ravioli give me the lionoli

[zarkophagus]

have u ever just

looked up at the billions of stars at night and thought

i own all those bitches

[swhaggar]

We send in the Radbeast™. Your move vol-dumb

[hunkaliciousunglasses]

cOME AT ME SCRUBLORD I’M RIPPED

and the name’s RADTRON

[zarkophagus]

HA WHAT FOOLS YOU ARE YOU PLEBS AINT READY FOR THIS ONE

FORMING ZARTRON

[hunkaliciousunglasses]

Frick, @shir-yo, @lancsses, @keith-coolgane, @pidge-gunderswag, @hunkulese, @cool-ran, @allu-rad, halp!

[zarkophagus]

FACE YOUR DOOM FARTRON

[zarkophagus]

every time i see the “coran coran” thing all i think of is