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I’m back 👀
im back lol
they’re girlfriends and there is nothing you can do about it
Zarya and Symmetra are rich girlfriends
Symmetra clearly has more money than Zarya but Zarya will spoil her and buy her the most expensive shit Zarya will buy out an entire restaurant so her gf can eat in peace thanks for coming to my ted talk
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notes on my big six-person polyamorous sapphic ship:
there’s three “main” couples - pharmercy, symbra, zarmei - but they’re all kind of interconnected with each other anyway
pharah’s dating symmetra and mercy, but also has a homoerotic gym rivalry going on with zarya which is probably going to make one of their four girlfriends spontaneously combust someday
symmetra’s dating sombra, zarya, mei and pharah... y e a h she’s super gay? she always has someone to tactile stim with or infodump to or just snuggle with it’s a+++ and she can’t believe this is her life
zarya’s dating mei and symmetra and... kinda has a thing with sombra and pharah?? it’s Complicated
mercy’s dating pharah and mei but she often has snarky teatime with symmetra, they’re not dating but they’re dating the same people and they’re pretty good friends
sombra’s dating symmetra but she thinks zarya is super hot and she’s ngl she would go for it if it happened
mei’s dating zarya, symmetra and mercy, the other two think she’s cute as hell though and she likes them too!! friends!!
they all have a policy of at least being friends with each other even if they’re not dating and they all get on really well so it works out nicely, there’s occasional jealousy issues but they talk about it the moment it comes up
zarya is the queen of cuddles, no one disputes this
pharah and zarya are constantly running around making sure the other four are eating and sleeping properly
there have been times when they find mercy, symmetra, mei and sombra in a huge exhausted pile in a lab somewhere, it’s very cute
they like giving gifts to each other as sort of a reminder of “hey i love you”, once all four of symmetra’s gfs bought her the exact same tangle toy and she loved it because that means she can always have one with her wherever she goes and she’ll think of all of them
the alignment spectrum can cause... interesting... issues, it’s mostly sombra and pharah but their debates are actually pretty entertaining
they’re all lesbians except sombra who’s bi
they’ve talked about getting a pet but it’s just not feasible so instead they treat snowball like their pet
when ana came back from the dead, she asked pharah if she’d got a girlfriend, mercy and symmetra were suddenly terrified
it turned out okay though because ana’s delighted at the idea of having this many potential daughters-in-law to spoil
once symmetra tried to make a rota for who would spend the night with who but it fell apart pretty fast so they just took over one huge room in watchpoint gibraltar and figured it out from there (symmetra’s still annoyed about the rota not working)
they frequently just go “oh fuck it” and sleep in a huge pile together, it’s made slightly more manageable by virtue of symmetra and pharah not having all of their limbs
zarya and pharah are very happy to carry their gfs around, together they can actually carry all four pretty comfortably
clothes get shared a lot
pharah and zarya keep losing their clothes to the others who find oversized shirts comfy, symmetra is kind of picky about her clothes being shared so if she lets you borrow her shirt it’s a huge deal and super sweet
sombra does all of their nails for them every so often
they joke about reaper being their unofficial father-in-law via sombra and honestly he’s just accepted it
mccree is their unofficial brother-in-law and he fucking LOVES it like HELL YES
food sharing... they always share their food with zarya because she’s probably going to steal some anyway (she’s a powerlifter after all), if they find food symmetra can actually eat they’ll always share it with her, generally they don’t even need to ask to share, mei always has sweets on her so if someone’s blood sugar is getting low it’s like “hey babe pass me a gummy bear”
they generally use english but as time goes on they pick up more and more of each other’s languages, so they’ll talk in a horrible mess of russian, chinese, telugu, spanish, arabic and german and it’s basically incomprehensible to anyone but them
⋆ femfeb day 6 // my femfeb masterpost ⋆ xposted to ao3 ⋆ symmetra/zarya // 1k // explicit ⋆ first time, sensual, sexual inexperience, sweet, subtle, pwp ⋆ satya's first time; zarya guides her through
Guidance
Zarya leaned over her. She braced her thick forearm against the wall, big hand curled into a fist above Satya's head. They stood pressed close together, body parts touching in different places. They were in various stages of undress; Satya was clinging self-consciously to her clothes while Zarya's spandex shorts were discarded on the floor.
"Like this," Zarya showed her how to turn her arm and face her palm out. With guiding hands, nails painted pink, she showed her where to touch.
zarmetra replied to your post “i want to play overwatch but that requires playstation plus but im not...”
IGNORE THAT IM DUMB OBVIOUSLY PLAYSTATION SHEBWJSJAJ its been a long day i'm sorry hahha but my psn is nozomic_ we can play together!!
lmfao ur fine fam. i’ll add u one second!! my psn is ratotax