Mar 9, 2021
villains of borderlands, a quick summary
Borderlands 1: a militarized corporation that has applied the horrors of manifest destiny to the alien loot of the worst planet ever
borderlands 2: local area CEO, out to gentrify with extreme prejudice, accidentally sets bar too high for video game villains.
Borderlands the pre-sequel: military commander given horrible visions sets out to prevent horrible future, accidentally creates the villain from 2. you tried!
Borderlands 3: after military occupations, corporate evil of every stripe, blowing up moons for the greater good, we come to the greatest and most terrible evil of all: LIVESTREAMER INFLUNCERS WITH FANATICAL FOLLOWERS.
