#zaxbys

[asstroyess]

…a win for everyone??😭

[eldritchluminescence]

you know Jax, there's a saying for that in my native... gonna look up the english equivalent real quick

don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

[starcitruslogs]

the TADC brainrot is bad so here are some ships

Buttonblossom/RagaPom and FunnyBunny (my fav complicated ship (hurt no comfort go so hard w them))

ABSTRADEDY LETS GOOOO (and Zaxbys/BunnyBlocks i guess...)

Ribbondoll/Ribbonrags, Abstract Comedy (amazing name!!), and Ribbun (toxic straight ships god i hate them (i like them when done well))

ToyDoll/RagaZoob (TOYDOLL IS SO CUTE) and SillyStrings! (SUCH A CUTE NAME)

BunnyDoll (fun fact! this was my first ship, and now it's the only one i cannot bring myself to read :'3)

RoyalTeeth (OLD MAN YAOI) and Checkmate! (GOD someone get kinger his wife, i want them to kiss so bad AUGHHHH he deserves the world!)

also, bonus BlueTooth!

I love TADC's potential for their ships! all of these ships can be made such beautiful fanfiction and i'd read it and probably understand the appeal!

[kcuf-ad]

Every Jax ship.

Like oh my god.

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[cowabummer97]

So I know Goose said all this to annoy people who harass others over ships but...

The insane polycule guys.

Gangle is dating Zooble who is dating Jax who is dating Ragatha and Pomni who are dating each other. Jax and Ragatha are dating Caine who is dating the Moon, Queenie, and Kinger, the last two who are canon married to each other.

Also Jax being the toxic third to Abstragedy and Ragapom/Funnydoll is so funny to me. (Caine ends up with the toxic third label for Bunnydoll and RoyalCourt tho lol).

[deadmanmac]

I’m now starting to believe the “Jax is a deeply closeted transfem” theory the more time goes on lol

[gh0strade]

Caine’s trying his best guys