#zayako

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oh my gosh (incorrect quotes below)

Zaya: Are you this rude to everyone?! Ratko: Yup. Ratko: Don't think you're special.

Zaya: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Ratko: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Ratko: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! Zaya: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Ratko: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? Zaya: Somehow that's worse.

Ratko: I baked you a pie! Zaya: Really?! What flavor? Ratko: pulls gun out of the pie DEATH!

Zaya: Ratko, I sense hostility. Ratko: Good, because I hate you.

Zaya: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Ratko: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

Zaya: Good morning! Ratko: Bold statement.

Ratko: When I first met you, I did not like you. Zaya: I'm aware of that. Ratko: But then you and I had some time together. Zaya: Uh-huh? Ratko: It did not get better.

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zayako enemy4enemy moodboard

cw stick figures depicting blood, gore, and violence

credit: https://wybienova.tumblr.com/post/719066622776721408

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deep in the sewers, a flute sings. it always sings horribly but night creatures gather around its owner, some tempted to sing along and dance. the citizens never hear it, but those unfortunately near enough would feel its hum and nightmares.

that is, until a heavy boot steps on the gravel, and the music stops.

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zaya, cleaning her flute: latko? laitko? latte-ko? rako?

ratko with one hand on his sword: i’ll give you three seconds to run

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little forgemaster? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Russian army, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Wallachia, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Russian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

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zaya: i can excuse murder but i draw the line at war crimes

ratko: you fucking coward

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ratko and zaya would be a duo because he can massacre while she follows behind raising corpses

but i dont get the vibe he’s big on cooperation. maybe he conflates collaboration between insubordination (which he was subject to). and he’s arrogant