any prns

a pocket full of posies! ashes, ashes, we all fall down

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zaya taglist (strawpage)

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good hc: ratko has chest hair

also good hc: these aren't chest hair but military scars❗❗

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[coyoteralyn]

Hector. Meow.

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kinda weird to assume show fans cannot do their research and assume everything in the show is default

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vent

im so fucking lonely the only varney and ratko fans are hiatus or nonsharing and im not exactly yumeing. and i don't exactly want to talk about them in a "my most precious cute blorbo" way (but on some occasions, they make me feel like that) i want to dissect their ability to horrify and doomed relationships with them. except i'm not a lit major so i cannot do a thorough job of that.

and i'm so bad at keeping a convo going,,

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rape mention cw, nsft

even though that godbrand fic is easily perceived as rape i wrote it as having my mind read and pleasure received without asking

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sometimes i wonder how netflixvania fandom would react to zaya if she were canon

... then i realize she would have to be written by warren ellis

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accidentally gives zaya ace colour schemes when i'm a horny mfer

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

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varney contacting zaya’s communication mirror circa 1476

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i wonder what goes through ratko’s head in proclaiming “i’m fucking perfect.” tbh it rings so hollow because his charisma falls short compared to other noble class vampires, in appearance and behaviour. or does it convey where his value truly lies which excludes appearance

if it’s a satire is it solely satirizing that a soldier is comparing himself to the more prominent characters in prior episodes. but if for that, it wouldve held more weight if it comes from carmilla imo. someone who proclaims female empowerment while harbouring unequal prejudices.

the way the scene paces before and during the time he speaks it feels like the proclamation is a punchline, but it bothers me & i can’t pinpoint where.

(and tbh his long speech moments feel awkward. it’s a shame bc his quietness in early appearances gives a good amount of fear & dread)

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Looking at me like you're Eve, you make a beautiful martyr

they have a playlist 🥺👉👈

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isaaya is the most canon imo.

the only people zaya open up most to is devil forgemaster at this point, because they're wounded by humanity and turn to the dark arts like her.

she's attached to dracula so she stays behind to defend him just like isaac, and in turn dracula wants to toss them both to someplace familiar. her home country is more habitable than the sahara desert so dracula would toss isaac and her into it together. then canon shifts a lot because they would be dealing with her world, of collectivism and traditional culture. it has its own pains, beauties, and hypocrisies which isaac will violently struggle with (which she'll definitely indulge (my evil girl most beloved)), but they won't stay there forever; after all canon has to take its course in some way.

(and who knows it's enemies to lovers where they cannot stop doing a pissing contest of who dracula loves more and in the end loves each other (and hector) to death)

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zaya & ratko fighting like siblings while varney records them!! yay!!!

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oh my gosh (incorrect quotes below)

Zaya: Are you this rude to everyone?! Ratko: Yup. Ratko: Don't think you're special.

Zaya: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Ratko: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Ratko: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! Zaya: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Ratko: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? Zaya: Somehow that's worse.

Ratko: I baked you a pie! Zaya: Really?! What flavor? Ratko: pulls gun out of the pie DEATH!

Zaya: Ratko, I sense hostility. Ratko: Good, because I hate you.

Zaya: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Ratko: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

Zaya: Good morning! Ratko: Bold statement.

Ratko: When I first met you, I did not like you. Zaya: I'm aware of that. Ratko: But then you and I had some time together. Zaya: Uh-huh? Ratko: It did not get better.

[foxonneptune]

Old lady Dracula cause many genderbends suck at making her old