Gradschool!gang (sorry for combining them all like this woah)
NOT ANOTHER SHIP MEME ;; SUPER LONG EDITION
HERE COMES THE MARATHON!
Joshaya my loves
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: THEY WOULD LITERALLY WALK INTO THE SAME PUPPY STORE AT THE SAME TIME TO GET SURPRISE PUPPIES OKAY THEY ARE SO IN SYNC.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Maya, she’s the more artistic of the two and we know from seeing her phone that she loooooooves taking pics of herself (usually with Riley but yolo)
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: The other’s happiness is their number 1 priority so they’d do pretty much whatever (but they’re generally ridiculous anyway so they probably don’t think what they’re doing is that stupid)
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: MAYA LOVES HORROR MOVIES like... they’re one of the few movies they watch instead of making out during them because she enjoys them too much.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: They spend enough time together to where Josh respects Maya’s art time and Maya respects when Josh has work stuff important enough to bring home.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: They both miss each other like crazy so I’m sure there’s no regularity to who calls first, they’d both call when they felt like it.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: I'd like to think they’d both be mature and stay and talk it out but maybe someday pregnant Maya’s hormones will make her do so who knows.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Maya will finish up an art project and find Josh still up watching like crime procedurals on Netflix
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Maya probably ;-)
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Forget about spraying each other, they’d team up and gang up on everyone else.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: Honestly I could see Maya and Josh sitting back and watching as Riley decorates their house for them XD They’d add a few little finishing touches at the end.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: Yo they have the maturest and most established dynamic in this verse so I think they’d probably talk things out or at least aggressively avoid them by doing something fun, no silent treatment here
who plays with the others’ hair more: Josh loves Maya’s hair okay.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Maya, she always knew Josh thought her being a little ferret was cute ;-) now she knows for sure
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Yo they both want to kiss each other all the time like it’s ridic how in love they are.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: I think they probably laugh at each other instead of pouting tbh
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: LIKE I FEEL LIKE THEY WOULD BOTH JOKE ABOUT THIS TO SEE THE LOOK ON THE OTHER’S FACE BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY’D NEVER ACTUALLY WALK AWAY.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Maya’s not the type to carry around an umbrella and I feel like guys never do unless rain is in the forecast? So they probably just run through the rain or Josh covers her head with his jacket.
who demands showering first in the mornings: They save water by showering together I’m sure.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: See above :-p No sneaking necessary
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: They probably BOTH love both since they’re fun and adventurous. They know theme parks well enough to go to the rides when lines are short and games when lines are long.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: Maya gets bored while Josh is at work and sends him a ton of messages to make him smile during his breaks.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: Probably both, they get distracted and end up in the bedroom without their phones and never plug them in XD
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: Both, they can’t keep their hands off each other.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Both I’m sure :-p
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: Maya probbaly used to tell Josh to be quiet when he slept over so they didn’t scandalize Riley but once they have their own place there’s no quieting them down lol
THE REST ARE UNDER THE CUT CUZ THERE’S A LOT
Riarkle
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Riley, probably because she misses Maya.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Riley, She’s trying to project a new serious lawyer image :p
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: Farkle. Riley doesn’t think anything she’s doing is stupid :-p
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Riley picks them out because she wants to finally be able to watch horror movies with Maya, but her training leaves her terrified and she totally doesn’t mind Farkle’s comforting arms.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Both of them want to do really well in grad school although I could see Riley especially reminding Farkle that study breaks (within reason) are important.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: RILEY! She’s scared of being home alone now that Maya’s gone tbh
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Riley, she’s still the more dramatic of the two.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Excuse you, they are amazing rooommates who have their late night tv-marathons together.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Maybe Farkle? Since he’s less innocent than Riley :-p
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Riley would spray Farkle if she was mad at him or maybe even in a bad mood.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: ALWAYS RILEY! Although she’s totally incorporated Farkle-specific decorations like a Christmas R2D2
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: Riley. Farkle recognizes that glare all too well.
who plays with the others’ hair more: LOL I also feel like this is Riley; she really just misses having Maya around to do this stuff with and poor Farkle is on the receiving end of some weird habits because of it.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Riley has less respect for personal space.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: LOL IT’S SO HARD TO CHOOSE but int he end Riley’s always the most affectionate I think
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Riley would pout but like... I doubt Farkle would ever say that unless things got really tense, like if she started meddling if he tried to date somebody new or something.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: I COULD SEE RILEY WALKING AWAY ONLY BC SHE DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE SHE GOT FARKLE ALL TURNED ON LOL
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Riley’s got an umbrella in her purse but Farkle’s finally taller than her so he carries it for them (but probably lets himself get wet and tilts the umbrella more towards Riley)
who demands showering first in the mornings: Whoever’s got an earlier class that day. If their class is at the same time Riley goes first cuz drying her hair takes a long time.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: UM I feel like if anyone this would be RIley? I can’t see Farkle thinking of this/being sure Riley would be okay with it
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: I feel like Riley likes games better than roller coasters? And Farkle likes what ever Riley likes oops #whipped
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: omg tbh both for various reasons. Riley will text Farkle a billion times while she’s walking home because she gets scared alone at night, Farkle will text Riley if there’s something on TV she’d want to see... they know each other well and know what’s worth texting them for :-p
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: I don’t think either one would.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: Riley? She’s more touchy feely.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Riley is the affection quee mso et’s go with her again.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: THEY LIVE ALONE NOW SO WHO CARES? :-p
Lucadora
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Lucas would be the one to get a puppy but he’d probably do it after much deliberation and planning.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Neither??? Smackle probably thinks it’s a waste of time and I feel like Lucas just like doesn’t want to take a bunch of pictures and seem like he’s showing off his ‘Mister Perfect’ face.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: Smackle? She probably thinks things are stupid a lot more often than Lucas does so it’s not hard for her to have to dip into this realm.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Maybe they’re on Smackle’s bucket list?
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: I feel like they’re both pretty responsible although tbh Ssmackle probably gets through her work faster and starts talking to Luca while he’s still working.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Lucas? I feel like he’s just more accustimed to keeping in touch with people while he’s not with them so it’s just habit.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Smackle??? She might want to exercise her normal girlish right to storm out or something lol.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Lucas??? I feel like Smackle probably does her best thinking late at night or stays late in the lab; Lucas uses his time while Zay’s out to watch late night TV.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: I can’t see either of them doing this? I don’t think Lucas would try anything out of the ordinary cuz Smackle’s not a big fan of physical contact, and I just can’t see her doing it.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Neither? Smackle’s too smart to get in water wars and Lucas only sprays people as revenge.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: Lucas probably? Although I bet Smackle’s amused by the ability to have all kinds of weird cowboy ornaments lol
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: Smackle would expect Lucas to be smart enough to figure out what’s bothering her if he wants her to talk again.
who plays with the others’ hair more: Smackle might fuss with Lucas’s hair if she thinks it’s sticking up/looks dumb but I don’t think she’d really like him playing with her hair.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Nah this doesn’t seem like a Lucadora thing
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Lucas would probably kiss Smackle whenever she’s seeming receptive to it.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: idk if Lucas would pout about it but he’d always be surprised by Smackle telling him to shut the fuck up lol
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: I can’t see Smackle ever using like sex to her advantage/ as a manipulation tactic and Lucas def. wouldn’t so nah.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: I feel like Smackle would be so focused she wouldn’t even notice that it was raining until Lucas put his umbrella over her
who demands showering first in the mornings: Smackle? She’s way bossier than Lucas.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Nah that doesn’t seem like their style.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: Smackle probably ruins rollercoasters for Lucas by taling about the physics behind them lol
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: Neither, I feel like Smackle’s not a big texter and Lucas is too chill for that (she’d tell him he was smothering her after like 2 texts anyway)
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: Maybe Smackle if she gets too focused on a different project.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: N/A, no unexpected physical contact for Smackle.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Smackle has learned to love hugs thanks to training from Riley.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: In general sometimes when Lucas talks Smackle still says he needs t stop being transparent or something like that but it has nothing to do with volume lol.
Zaynessa
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: ZAY. Although he probably got it before Vanessa showed up in NYC cuz he needed someone/something to love him
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Vanessa probably is the one who has to project her ‘image’. Although she’d make Zay let her take pictures of him, too, so that his photos aren’t just all bartending.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: LOL Zay would, and the stuff that’s stupid usually ends up including fancy things, flying back to Texas, etc. :p
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Vanessa doesn’t like horror movies and they scare the crap out of Zay so it’s not an issue :p
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Um Vanessa probably expects Zay to drop anything whenever she needs him; Zay probably has long ago given up on distracting her ‘cause it doesn’t work.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Vanessa, I feel like she probably is suspicious of what Zay’s doing up in New York yikes.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Zay’s probably too used to Vanessa storming out to cry anymore -- he might even do some storm outs of his own now.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Vanessa always catches Zay up late watching movies that are too girly for even her to enjoy XD
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Zay, he probably knows exactly what spots Vanessa likes to get her to relax/chill
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Vanessa would if Zay dared to look at another girl or something
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: Vanessa because it probably all gets done her way.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: LOL both but especially Vanessa?
who plays with the others’ hair more: Vanessa probably plays iwth Zay’s hair more, actually. I don’t think Vanessa wants her hair messed with before she goes on air.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Vanessa??? Idk I feel like she has a lot of control in their relationship lol.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Vanessa maybe? She likes to remind them that she’s his girlfriend I guess lol
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Zay doesn’t pout anymore, I just feel like he kind of is used to it by now.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: Zay initiates but I could totally see Zay getting mad and leaving before he’ done lol
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Zay has manners so he’d hold the umbrella even if Vanessa didn’t expect him to.
who demands showering first in the mornings: Vanessa? She has to go to work earlier than Zay probably.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Zay would probably get swatted away when he tried lol.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: Zay likes the coasters and Vanessa likes her winning him stuff playing the games?
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: VANESSA. Zay should always be quick to reply :-p
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: Neither??? DO PEOPLE REALLY NOT CHARGE THEIR PHONES? (wait I take it back my friend Jeannie’s boyfriend doesn’t charge his and she just is angry about it all the time)
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: idk i feel like this is not their choice mode of affection but maybe Vanessa? She probably wears dreses mostly so the pockets aren’t an option.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: idk, neither?? Zay’s ‘stop with that’ when Smackle wanted to hug him was suspicious I DON’T UNDERSTAND DOES ZAY HATE HUGS?
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: Zay is always loud lmao.
Augva
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Auggie would never do anything without asking Ava about it first, even once she’s pregnant and he’s trying to cheer her up. Ava might go nuts and get one though.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Before the pregnancy Ava always wanted to document every second of their lives to make other people feel inferior lmao, and I’m sure she will again once the baby is born.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: Technically Ava because she probably thinks a lot of things are stupid, whereas Auggie goes with the flow more.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Ava calls the shots :p but Auggie probably secretly used to watch horror movies with Maya after Riley went to sleep at 10 pm lol.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Ava would only distract Auggie when she needs him (which was already all the time before she even got pregnant and got needier lol)
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: AVA! Gotta check up on her man.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Avaaaaa is the drama queen.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Ava, she can’t sleep well now that she’s pregnant :(
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Ava??? Idk I just feel like she’s the very dominant one in this relationship
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Why spray Auggie when Ava can “accidentally” spray Emma Weathersby?
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: I feel like Topanga probably always decorates the Matthews house while Auggie is at school so she cant butt heads with Ava so this isn’t an issue lmao.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: Ava is a champion at this. Auggie tried to copy her once and it didn’t work out as well for him lol
who plays with the others’ hair more: Now that Auggie cut off his beautiful curls he definitely plays with Ava’s hair more.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Ava did before there was a baby in her belly lol
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Ava doesn’t waste any time :-p
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Auggie pouts but figures he probably deserves it lol
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: YO AVA IS THE EVIL MASTERMIND HERE IF IT WAS ANYONE IT WOULD BE HER
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Ava has one in her purse for Auggie to hold for her when it rains lol
who demands showering first in the mornings: Ava, pregnant lady privileges :p
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Ava would sneak back in while Auggie showered if they weren’t, you know, living with his parents.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: They can’t go on roller coasters while Ava’s pregnant/with a baby so they’re probably stuck as gamers for a while. Auggie’s gotta win Ava bling anyway :-p
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: AVA especially now that she’s pregnant
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: Neither, Ava would flip if she couldn’t get in touch with Auggie :-p
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: Both, Auggie ‘cause he wants to sorta touch his girlfriend’s butt and Ava to remind Emma Weathersby who’s the boss.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: They both like hugs, have ever since they were little kids.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: Auggie’s gotta remind Ava that his parents are in the next room but I mean the baby is louder than either of them :p
Chissy
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Missy would probably adopt a puppy FOR Charlie and be like ‘here it’s basically the same as hanging out with Riley Matthews except it will love you more’
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Missy would want her amazing outfits captured for everyone to see so her.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: Charlie is like a human puppy always trying to pleae people so probs him.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Missy would avoid horror movies for this very reason because Charlie doesn’t need to be any clingier than he already is :-p She’d usually be the one to try this move with anyone else though.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Missy’s version of studying is going to fashion shows so like I doubt she really cares if Charlie’s talking to her while she’s watching the models walk the runway
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Charlie is needy and Missy doesn’t answer, she makes him wait for her to call instead.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: I don’t think Missy would storm out, I think she’d probably just lay into Charlie until he left or cried or both lol
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Missy is ALWAYS up late watching TLC shows
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Missy’s the more assertive one.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: LOL Missy would not be washing a car so this is irrelevant.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: Home fashion’s almost as good as real fashion so probably Missy.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: I feel like Missy would give Charlie the silent treatment because he would be so lost if she just was not paying any attention to him at all.
who plays with the others’ hair more: This just doesn’t seem like something they’d do??? Idk why, probably because Charlie’s hands are always covered in licorice (don’t let me be mean to Charlie omg)
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Missy’s too dignified and i don’t think Charlie’s that desperate
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Charlie probably just goes for it and Missy turns her head to the side lmao she’s so rude
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Charlie is definitely the pouter in this equation
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: MISSY? I always say this but like it just seems so useless for a guy to try this move.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Missy’s got a designed umbrella with her at all times and she probably holds it herself ‘cause she doesn’t trust Charlie not to let her hair get wet.
who demands showering first in the mornings: Missy’s the bossy one although I hope Charlie pipes up and like stands up for himself everntually.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Nahhhhh
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: Missy won’t go to places where these things happen because they’re dirty lol
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: Missy, probably to prove to Charlie how annoying he is re: Riley or whoever.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: Neither, Missy might have important work calls and Charlie never wants to miss a chance that Riley or his other manic pixie dream girls might text him lmao
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: Missy would instruct Charlie to do it tbh idk why she’s weird
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Charlie the clinger
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: Missy would probably tell Charlie to be quiet because she’s afraid he’d be one of those guys who blurts out I love you as soon as they hook up
