#zebra jokes

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[tylerrdurrden-blog]

A joke for the masses

So there's these two zebras right? One says to the other, "Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" So the other zebra says "I don't know, why don't you ask God?" So the first zebra goes home and prays to God and asks him if he's white with black stripes or black with white stripes and God says "You are what you are." The zebra is confused and doesn't know what that means. So the next day he sees his other zebra friend and tells him what God said and asks if that makes any sense. So the second zebra tells the first, "You must be white with black stripes because if you were black with white stripes God would have said 'Yo is what yo is'"