#zee shitposts

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thinking about how i’ve been obsessed with becoming skinnier and wanting a flat stomach for literally my entire life. but like. this isn’t what i would want for other people? i don’t want a friend or a partner who has absolutely zero fat on their body and a nonexistent stomach but is miserable about it, i want someone with a cute and soft lil tummy for me to pat and hug and use as a pillow. so why am i enforcing these unhealthy and frankly unrealistic expectations on myself?

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i absolutely love how kassandra/alexios can just immediately identify the people in a town who need help, like i know there’s a little side mission marker on top of their heads but imagine this in real life, you’re kinda stressed about some bandits and shit and suddenly a gorgeous, buff af misthios materialises next to you and goes “hi do you need me to kill someone lol”

spartan kick? not taking fall damage? arrows that pass through walls? cancelled. accurately identifying random civilians who need misthios assistance is the True Demigod Ability.

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ATTENTION

i miss nine percent. this is directed @ iqiyi. please release my boys.

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can i just say

i highkey ship herodotos and barnabas and it’s been going on since the first time herodotos stepped onto the adrestia. i knew i loved them the moment i heard barnabas yell C O M M A N D E R in his super rough and loud voice and herodotos remarked something in response in that smooth, soothing, completely contrasting voice of his. herodotos: calm, collected, a man of culture. barnabas though? constantly screaming, gets excited easily, the kind of person who’s a mess but somehow manages to pull themselves through life, armed with only the weapon of sheer experience that This Bullshit Has Happened Before And Thus I Know What I’m Doing

tl;dr my favourite ship trope is Pile Of Confusion x Cool Person Who Knows What They’re Doing and barnabas x herodotos SERVED IT. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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istg the idol producer 2 theme song is eternally stuck in my head

it’s so...idk? following the trend?? it’s definitely meant to be similar to top 40 songs nowadays and i happen to like that style of music so it’s fine for me, but i do kinda wish they’d gone with a slightly more unique style.

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I’M TOTALLY NOT IN TEARS

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is nine percent’s first inside joke literally going to be xukun’s “no, we are chinese”?

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I AM SO SO SO PROUD OF YANJUN《YOU》 IS SO GOOD WOW I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😩😩👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭🔥💯👌🏻