#zeel lore

[z-eel]

Evan likes to take pictures of dead animals on the side of the road. Barty also takes pictures of dead animals to give to Evan so he can add to his collection.

when Evan dies, Barty continues to take pictures of dead animals, but only the ones who look like they're sleeping because he wishes that's how Evan died.

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Barty's a kleptomaniac, he steal sharp and shiny objects, sometimes he leaves the product and just takes the box

Evan is the store employee is doesn't get paid enough to deal with that bullshit.

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I want your soft fluffy posts!!!

I want them at every hour!!!

-✨

Barty is a dramatic fuck who cries over every fucking injury he has.

Evan is the poor fool who's dating.

Barty is reckless and doesn't care about his well being so he always cover in scratches and bruises, but his knee always aches when he put to much weight on it and his wrists is always sprained and he feels like he has an air bubble in between the joints of his ankle.

and that doesn't include the burning or the sudden sharp pain in his chest. he refuses to get anything checked out. he doesn't trust the doctor, who he does trust Evan.

and Evan's only medical knowledge consists of the instructions of the pain bottles and the multiple ice packs he keeps in the freezer for Barty specifically. Evan has a theory that Barty isn't even hurt as much as he makes it out to be.

Evan would be right. Barty just wants an exuse for Evan to focus all his attention on him.

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Toxic traits for the Marauders?

damn toxic traits... um not sure if they're considered toxic but these are some annoying ass traits I think they would have (context i was the therapist friend and had to deal with these people all the time back in school) ...

James doesn't know shit, like this mf is so out of touch with the world you often wonder how the fuck he's gotten this far only to realize he's a rich kid (especially if hes white)

Sirius is so fucking annoying making everything about him. oh you sprained your wrist he's going to find a way to bring the conversation right back to him and his family trauma

Remus loves to complain about his life, love to remind everyone he has it hard and NEVER takes help from anyone. like he loves having attention and being a sad boy with issues but the moment some brings a reasonable solution, oh its not that bad, im sure I'll figure it out.

Peter (it hurts me to say this because I love him) this mf is so insecure he's developed a complex, the pick me of the fucking century, I dont even know why you guys like, its not like im funny or anything. whiny ass bitch who's always fishing for compliments

yeah let me know if you want me to do the others i love a reason to rant about annoying people i used to hang out with lol

[z-eel]

Barty had once worried over the safety of Regulus wellbeing through text. being so worried by the nonsense he's being sent only for Regulus to go completely silent and not text back.

Barty would then proceed to have some of the best sex of his life only remember about Regulus' crisis the next afternoon

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one of these days imma just say something completely unhinged and imma need you guys to remember,

a) when I say idgaf, i really do mean it, i'll try everything once

b) just because i read that shit doesn't mean i'm into it or support it

c) i never judged anything yall said (hell i even agreed with some of yall)

d) with good enough writing, you can convince me to agree with you on many, many pairings

if i say some vague shit and YOU GET IT you have no room to say something because the only way you could get is by reading far enough to know about (and im talking a good 30k words at least)

(and if you're wondering, this does mean i might someday talk about protein shake thing) (doubt it but who knows at this point)

if guys want me to admit to something, imma need somthing from yall too. i'll exchange one secret for another (i'll even be nice and say you don't have to attach yourself to it, unlike me)

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i have a confession to make.....

im short 😔

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@indigostation this is all im willing to give rn

i am at my weakest at 6am, nobody talk to me (indigo i expect a secret in return)

my greatest shame, my biggest secret, if you know don't expose me, i already feel bad enough (i don't even remember how i found it)