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Maternity shoot from this weekend. #newport #maternityshoot #zeelife (at Newport Beach, CA)

WOW I JUST REALIZED THAT THE WORD "POLICE" OR "AMBULANCE" ON EMERGENCY VEHICLES IS PRINTED BACKWARDS SO PEOPLE CAN READ IT PROPERLY IN THEIR IN THEIR REARVIEW MIRRORS

#this has seriously puzzled the hell out me for my whole life until just fucking now jesus #zeelife

I am sick as hell but if my black ashy monkey ass stank breathed bitchtit stepbrother yanks my dog by his collar again i sweaR TO EVRYTHING I LOVE

#doge #thxMr.President #zeelife

mk its official

i am stricken with a horrible case of strep throat

#strep throat #zeelife #i feel horrible guys #ugh

sometimes i remember when i watched National Treasure and Nicholas Cage became my actor for like 7 years

#zeelife #nic cage

so i have this new shirt that is basically the equivalent of Sherlock's purple shirt of sex

its so hot even i think i look hella sex in it

ive got a vest to go with it and everything

#im gonna be so hot on monday #id put a pic of my outfit but its gonna be a surprise #zeelife

ok toast then bed

#zeelife #also toast

thanks for tellin me my stretch marks are nasty asshole

#zeelife #stepbrother

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