I’m sad for BF since the European servers shut down and all my progress disappeared... what about Zelnite’s worst first date?
*rubs hands together* first BF ask holy cooooooow
Okay so Zelnite is a great thief and all, but he hasn’t really ever gone on a date before so he magically appears by your window late and night and yells ‘IM GONNA STEAL YOUR HEART’ and you freakin SCREAMED. He apologized and tried to take you to a ‘special place’ (which was a place in the forest where you got a good view of the stars and the kingdom around you). You complied but due to him being a notorious thief and yelling a confession, you two ended up getting chased by bounty hunters who wanted his head for a price. You both had to hide in a muddy area of the forest to escape capture, and you were beyond pissed with the thief.
The next night however you hear a light tapping on your window and open it to find a nice heartfelt letter from him, as well as a beautiful gemstone inside of it.








