#zeph debates

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

debate mutuals i need you to know that two of my teammates just had an argument for 30 minutes because one of them drank the other's boba. he ran a proper kritik on her over it. they don't even do the same kind of debate. it was a disaster. everyone else's teams are also like that right. i can only imagine they must be

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

its so fucking funny to me when debaters say "i got that from a source" like ok cool Which One

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

"he's inventing douglas-lincoln debate where the negative goes first" - one of the other coaches

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

i need speech and debate moots because nobody here would understand it if i went "ughh i hate disclosure theory". like that just doesn't mean anything

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

(teammate whispering to me very quietly but VERY excitedly) "i have to defend communism in my speech"

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

i never have to do impromptu or extemp ever again. collapses on the floor with relief. i am so tired

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

the concept of a danger days themed POI

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

i (lincoln douglas debater) may be going to a tournament for congress (which i have never done) because my team needs to fill slots. sure why the hell not