#zephryus shepard

[austerephysician]

I fucking love cold showers, they feel more refreshing than the overstimulating hot water.

Is it unhealthy? Yeah, probably. Am I gonna switch to warm showers? No.

[inneedofantidepressants]

You’re fat.

— @austerephysician

The only thing I’ve done is love food, I dunno what the problem is.

[thecathoarder]

Can we hang out.

— @austerephysician

Sure! But when?

[austerephysician]

Laying in bed for most of the day was honestly nice.

[austerephysician]

WARNING!! For people who have Arachnophobia.

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Meet Amaranth, my Mexican Pink Tarantula. One out of my two pets I currently own right now. I got her from an online supplier years ago, and has been in my hands ever since.

My buddies tell me I’m a-little batshit for choosing a tarantula as a pet, but I keep her inclosed so it’s no big deal. It’s not like she’s gonna want to come out to see anyone, anyway.

[austerephysician]

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Introducing: Raven.

I’ve had her for about two to three years at this point, she still works well. It took awhile to save up for her, but it was worth it.

[austerephysician]

So yer the one I hear so much about..I was beginning to think you didn't exist! Funny how that works yeah?

@nurseniamhkelly

..Yeah. Funny how that works.

I actually didn’t know you existed ‘til now.

Who’re you?

[austerephysician]

Wow, so this is how you treat your “beloved” boyfriend, is it? Giving him the cold shoulder while he’s pregnant-- classy. Real stand-up man you are. Honestly, I’d be half tempted to step in myself, seeing as you’re doing such a shite job of it.

Yeah. How about you get off of Anonymous and say it with your full chest and in my face.

You know NOTHING about me or how my relationship is going, if anything it’s none of your business if you aren’t the one involved!

It’s genuinely hilarious watching you attempt to be relevant to my relationship situation.