Still waiting on those zero escape seven x reader headcanons 🙄🙄🙄 jk.... unless????,?!,??
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Warnings: brief mention of NSFW things (not detailed)
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Still waiting on those zero escape seven x reader headcanons 🙄🙄🙄 jk.... unless????,?!,??
HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN SEVEN.... I'm so sorry Ace I'll fix this
Seven (Zero Escape) x Reader HCs
Warnings: brief mention of NSFW things (not detailed)
yo, rekino, back at it again with the Zero Escape asks!
D'ya remember the scene with Lotus, Santa, Junpei and Akane, with them questioning what they were doing in the shower? I imagine a similar scenario with the Zero escape girls on the Lotus side of the scene, a classic jealousy scene! Might be funny, might be dramatic, might end with the reader's face caved in...possibilites are endless :3
The zero escape girls getting jealous of you entering the shower with someone else
A/n:I'll be completely honest I couldn't find the scene, I didn't remember it and I went to check and the main place you can investigate with lotus Santa and June is the cabin in door 5 and there is a shower there but I didn't see any scene with it, but I'm probably just wrong, it is also right before the funyarinpa scene so it might just get overshadowed by it, but I think I got the gist of the scene so I hope this is alright. Also I assumed you wanted male reader cause the other request you made had male reader and it was just easier for me, I'm sorry this is really bad
June/akane kurashiki
June:.........
Junpei:.....uh....hey akane.....you alright?
June:h-huh o-of course I am, why wouldn't I be?
Junpei:well it's just.....you've been staring at the shower for quite a while.....You're not thinking about y/n and lotus there right?
June:jumpy! Don't say that! What kind of girlfriend would I be if I couldn't even trust y/n!?
Junpei:n-no I wasn't saying that it's just...... with lotus there.....I kinda couldn't blame y/n if-
[Junpei is stopped by June slapping him while you get out of the shower]
June:h-hey y/n found any clues there?
Y/n:no nothing interesting but....what happened to junpei?
June:o-oh nothing please don't worry, i-i'm just glad you're back.....alone
Y/n:...what do you mean?
June:N-NOTHING!
Clover field
Clover:........hey bro...do you really think y/n's ok?
Snake:....what do you mean?
Clover:i-i don't wanna assume, but he went to the shower all alone with June.....
Snake:well if he is with June then he's not alone is he?
Clover:I know that! It's just.....you know it's kinda suspicious
Snake:what do you mean?
Clover:we shouldn't just go in a place with only another person you know? It's dangerous! What if she's the mastermind or something?
Snake:......Clover....are you jealous?
Clover:j-jealous? Me!? What are you talking about.....hahaha.....
Snake:......you know y/n would never do something like that you know?
Clover:of course i know that! It's just....come on he went in the shower with her and not me!? Can't you see how suspicious it is?
Snake:...........
Lotus
Lotus:....really y/n?
Y/n:.....what do you mean?
Lotus:you want to go in the shower with Clover instead of me? What a boyfriend you are
Y/n:c-calm down lotus I'm just-
Lotus:you're just trying to make me jealous aren't you?
Y/n:w-what? of course not I was just-
Lotus:Calm down. I was just joking. Go ahead and investigate all you like
Y/n:......R-really?
Lotus:Yeah I'm not that insecure to get jealous just cause you go in the shower with another girl. I trust you you know?
Y/n:......o-ok
Lotus:just don't take too long, I don't have that much patience
Phi
Phi:..........
Sigma:.....so y/n doesn't love you anymore
Phi:oh shut up
Sigma:what? You know what happens when a girl and a guy enter a shower together
Phi:you seriously think now's the time?
Sigma:some might say there's no better time than this
Phi:you are such an idiot
Sigma:Hey, all I'm saying is that when he went to shower, he decided to bring another girl with him and not you. It seems pretty telling to me
Phi:y/n would never cheat on me!
Sigma:wanna bet?
Phi:Huh?
Sigma:let's just go to other histories. If I find even one where y/n is with another girl, I win
Phi:sure knock yourself out, I'll just stay here with the guy I love
Sigma:....Eh, you said you love him
Phi:..wha-
Sigma:I finally made you say you love him! Guess you're not a total asshole
Phi:just shut up
Alice
Alice:what! No way! You wanna go with Clover instead of me?
Y/n:y-yeah why? Is there a problem
Alice:Yeah! Why?
Y/n:huh?....I dunno I guess she was the closest one?
Alice:sure whatever
Y/n:......I...I thought you were friends
Alice:we are but still come on y/n you're my boyfriend
Clover:hey Alice, it's not a big deal if you want you go with y/n
Alice:o-oh thanks clover
Y/n:See, it wasn't a big deal
Clover:yeah, just don't get too friendly in there ok?
Alice:hehe, I might just consider it
Y/n:w-what?
Luna
Y/n:ok luna I'll go investigate the shower with alice do you want to come?
Luna:oh no, three is way too many for such a small place, I'll let you two handle it
Y/n:......you sure?
Luna:of course, I'll look for some other clues nearby
Y/n:n-no I mean....You're ok with me and another girl going in the shower alone?
Luna:why wouldn't I be?
Y/n:.....y-you know we could-
Luna:darling please don't say things like that, don't think I have that little trust in you, I love you and trust you with my life and I know you do too, I know you'd never do anything to harm me
Y/n:.....you are so precious
Diana
Diana:.........
Junpei:........
Phi:don't even try
Junpei:oh come on
Diana:w-we were just gonna take a small peek
Sigma:....what happened?
Phi:akane and y/n went to investigate the shower room so diana ans junpei are jealous
Diana:j-jealous? Don't say it like that!
Junpei:Yeah exactly we're just worried
Phi:same thing, I'm sure they're not doing anything wrong
Diana:......b-but maybe we should check... you know just in case....but I guess we shouldn't invade their privacy
Junpei:....I'll go
Diana:...w-wait for me!
Got an idea! A tragic one! The Zero Escape girls reaction to a male reader being infected with Radical-6 'cause they broke the rules of the Game! Such Tragedy!
The zero escape girls reacting to you getting infected with radical 6
A/n:I didn't do this for the girls who only appear in 999 (so literally only lotus) because radical 6 isn't a thing there,
Tw:many mentions of suicide and attempted self harm (obviously its radical 6)
[Spoilers for all of zero escape]
Phi(vlr)
She hated your idea from the start and tried everything she could to dissuade you from it
However you argued with her that you were trying to do the exact same thing as her, end the game and were just taking a different approach to it, you would break the rules to save everyone
This resulted in a huge argument between you two where you stormed off to do whatever it is you planned. Phi was too stubborn to follow you and apologize something she regrets immensely now
The next time she saw you was when luna and sigma told her they found you trying to stab yourself
She immediately demanded explanation to zero Jr who just told her that was the punishment for breaking the rules
She put you in one of the pods and gave you one last kiss before going back to the main room
To everyone else, she looked as cold and unbothered as ever, but she was actually so angry at this game for taking you away from her, even if temporarily
Her sarcastic remarks and insults tripled, and she just looked even more unapproachable, she wanted ti end this torture and save you no matter what
Clover field (vlr)
(I know this is her 999 model but I couldn't find a gif of her vlr one and frankly I don't really like it, I feel like she's the only character who's design got worse from a game to the other)
Well we know how she acts when she thinks the people she loves are dead so........let's hope there's not an axe nearby
She was genuinely so angry, from the moment she found out you got infected she yelled at everyone, asking the people who were with you how could they let that happen
When they told her what happened she was livid and continued screaming at them, They were lying they had to be, they were probably covering for the fact that they somehow infected you and tried to kill you, yes that's how it went, they tried to kill you and she should get revenge for you now
Luckily Alice was there, and she comforted clover until she realized that she was the one who was wrong
She cried in her friend's arms so much, Alice was the only one who could comfort her. She had already gone through this once, why did she have to endure another nonary game? She wanted nothing more than for you to wake up completely healthy so you could go home and live happily with her and her brother
In that one timeline where dio got the antidote and blackmailed her with it the only reason why she didn't kill him right there and then was because sigma physically held her back, he still couldn't stop the barrage of insults and curses she threw at him though
Luna (vlr)
(Yes I did listen to blue bird lamentation while writing this part.....yes I did cry)
As much as she hates to admit this she knew there was a possibility this could happen
Dr klim and akane had warned her of exactly that after all, that there was a possibility that in multiple timelines her boyfriend could have died and no matter how much she wanted to scream and cry when she saw your body she couldn't........her programming didn't allow her to
She just stood there melancholically staring at you.....she knew that this was for the greater good....but she still couldn't forgive her creators for giving her the ability to love knowing it would end like this
Or maybe they didn't.....maybe the one who gave her the ability to love was you, you proved to her that she was more than just a pile of wires and metal with strings of code that replaced her soul...she was a genuine human to you, she loved you even if she physically didn't have a heart......and now she lost you
She cried near your body in the infirmary, she didn't know if what came out of her eyes was oil or by some miracle actual water but she knew why she cried.....she missed you
She felt a weird sense of deja-vu, she felt like she had already experienced this situation......or maybe....her human self did
Alice (vlr)
She was so angry at herself for letting this happen, but also at everyone else for not protecting you enough
She genuinely had no idea what to do, her training never taught her to deal with stuff like this
She talked it over with clover who helped her keep a positive attitude during the entire game
But even she couldn't hold out hope forever, she cried and cried making sure no one could see her, she didn't want to appear vulnerable
At a certain point life started to become boring and dull without you, all of the hope that she would leave the game or even that you would wake up started to vanish
She couldn't live without you she needed to join you, she didn't care where all of the voices in her head came from, she just knew they were right
She could have sworn she saw your face moments before she passed out due to the scalpel in her chest
Akane kurashiki (ztd)
(Hey what a fitting gif)
We also know what happens to her when she sees the man she loves dies.......so Carlos needs to hide that chainsaw asap
The problem is that in the bomb shelter, there are no pods or antidotes that you can find easily, so you're basically guaranteed to die
However luckily akane won't go all crazy yandere chainsaw mode since she knows for sure no one killed you, except zero that is
The rest of c-team had to constantly comfort her about it, even if she tried to keep a tough front since she knew this was a part of her plan, junpei knew she was devastated
It was funny really, she had already sacrificed and killed so many people for her "plans" and yet the only time she cried was when her boyfriend died.....she really was a horrible person
Whenever she had to shift to another timeline where you were alive she always hugged you and cried in your arms, happy that at least here you were safe
Diana (ztd)
She genuinely had no idea what was going on, but when phi and sigma explained what radical 6 was she burst out crying
She had to do something, she's a doctor, she could heal you, she had to try everything, she couldn't just leave you die like this, you were the love of her life
However eventually the rest of d-team made her understand that there was nothing she could do but accept your death, comforting her about it
Phi especially helped her, she felt like she could understand her situation in more ways than one and more than anyone else there
This was all so unfair for Diana, she didn't have anything to do with this and yet she was thrown into a death game where the man she loved died, she couldn't handle it, she spent hours cradling your body and whispering I love you to it
baking with the zero escape girls ...?
Baking with the zero escape girls
A/n:I'll be completely honest I kinda forgot I wrote for zero escape too so thanks for reminding me
[Spoilers for zero time dilemma in Diana's part]
June/akane kurashiki
Akane actually really loves baking, it's one of her favorite past times
You often have tea dates where you eat cakes or cookies she made while talking about whatever new conspiracy theories she found online
But what she loves even more than baking is baking with her love. You two follow the recipe pretty closely but sometimes she adds something that in her opinion makes it taste better
She loves making cakes and, in particular, decorating them. Like putting little edible flowers on the top
Clover field
While Clover really loves eating sweets, she has never tried baking before but the best way to try something new is to do it with the person you love right?
You two tried to bake strawberry cupcakes cause she really likes them and it fits with her hair
but Clover put way too much sugar in them, and they ended up being so sweet that you could only eat one, and even clover didn't get past three, which is not much for her
You ended up giving the rest to light, and even if he was genuinely about to puke, he tried his best to finish them because he can't say no to his sister
Lotus
Lotus actually does know how to bake pretty well. She's a mom, and with how much her daughters wanted to eat sweets she kinda had to learn
While she prefers cooking she's not opposed to baking together once in a while especially if it's for the children
She especially likes baking cookies just because they're relatively easy to make and you can make a lot of batches to eat later
She tries to sneak in some healthy stuff hoping that your kids don't notice and the cookies aren't that unhealthy for them
Phi
For some reason, I headcanons phi has a terrible diet, she mostly eats instant ramen and orders pizza, especially when she has to pull an all-nighter
She doesn't know how to cook or bake and isn't interested in learning how cause she thinks there are better things worth her attention, but you basically forced her to bake with you
She at least got to choose the sweet you were gonna bake, and she chose cream beignets, because she thought they were going to be easy.
She was wrong, and the beignets ended up being really not that good, but at least they were edible, and that's enough for phi. In her own words "it's the first time I've baked anything. What did you expect?"
Alice
She's OK at baking, not that great but she might have burned the kitchen the first time she tried baking something
The first thing you told her to do when she suggested baking together is to put an apron on because there's no way she's cooking with what she wears normally
You tried to make a classic apple pie because it's one of the easiest things to bake. It actually came out pretty good, especially because with her math knowledge, she got all the proportions right even without having to look at the recipe
Even if it was good she refused to eat more than two slices because she didn't want the fat to go anywhere but her curves
Luna
Luna is genuinely so good at baking, and she loves baking stuff for you, especially
She'll just randomly give you some cookies that she made because she saw the recipe online and it's some of the best cookies you ever had
She was over the moon (get it?) when you asked to bake with her as it's one of her favorite things to do with her favorite person in the entire world
You let Luna do most of the baking and she insisted on doing whatever your favorite sweet is, it came out so delicious and you joked that she was even sweeter than what you baked
Diana
Diana is pretty good at baking too, not as great as Luna but she knows her way around the kitchen
Even if she doesn't have that much time to bake after a shift at the hospital, when you both have free time she does like to bake with you, especially because it's with you
You wanted time bake brownies, and she decided to put raspberry jam on them, which made them even better and a bit healthier
You even gave some to baby phi and she actually liked them which was surprising because of how picky she is with food
Clover:Hey y/n do you know if there are any snacks around here?
Y/n:Yeah they're in the pantry
Clover:cool thanks babe
Y/n:just make sure you don't put your underwear there
Clover:.........You're never gonna let me live that down are you?
Y/n:nope
Asking the zero escape girls "do you think we're together in every timeline"
A/n:I wanted to fill out the z.e. masterlist and had this idea
Akane kurashiki
Y/n:do you think we're together in every timeline?
Akane:do you want me to check? I can jump right now if you want
Y/n:Don't you need to feel like your life is in danger to jump?
Akane:......oh yeah I forgot about that eheh
Y/n:it's fine you don't need to check I'm sure we are
Akane:I'm sure too
Clover field
Y/n:do you think we're together in every timeline?
Clover:Duh, of course we are, and if there's even one version of me that's not with a version of you I'll go right in that universe and tell her to search for you to start the best part of her life.
Y/n:awww that's so cute Clover
Clover:I'm just telling the truth
Lotus
Y/n:do you think we're together in every timeline?
Lotus:probably not
Y/n:eh why?
Lotus:I'm not saying I don't like you, the opposite in fact, but I just wanna have some universes where I'm by myself, you know
Y/n:oh I get that, but I'm sure I'll find a way to find you in every one
Lotus:*sighs* I guess I wouldn't mind that since it's you.
Phi
Y/n:do you think we're together in every timeline?
Phi:no. Statistically impossible
Y/n:Come on, can't you check?
Phi:you mean jumping? Sorry but I don't feel like having a near death experience today
Y/n:*sighs*can you not be so logical for once?
Phi:think about it this way let's say this is the only universe where we're together wouldn't that mean that this one has something the others don't? That this is the right timeline?
Y/n:I guess I never thought about it like that in that case I guess our relationship is special
Phi:that it is I'm sure of it
Alice
Y/n:do you think we're together in every timeline?
Alice:sorry but it's really unlikely, in a mathematical way
Y/n:What do you mean?
Alice:Well if there are infinite universes then there are bound to be a lot of them where we've never met or gotten together or where one or both of us never existed
Y/n:oh, damn your math brain
Alice:but that also means that there are probably a bunch where we are together and I'm glad I'm in one of those
Y/n:me too
Luna
Y/n:do you think we're together in every timeline?
Luna:I can't say that for certain obviously but I'd definitely like that
Y/n:Really, why?
Luna:Well being with you is the greatest thing that ever happened to me so I want all my counterparts to be able to experience that happiness
Y/n: Wow really?Thanks I'm so happy I could bring you this much happiness
Luna:you have no idea how much you did for me my love.
Diana
Y/n:do you think we're together in every timeline?
Diana:I like to think so, sometimes I have dreams of being with you and maybe those are just alternate versions of me
Y/n:maybe it's just because you miss me?
Diana:Maybe it's that too, but the first option is more romantic
Y/n:I guess
Phi:te amo mangis quam erat
Y/n:......phi I already told you I don't study Latin like you you can't just randomly talk to me in it.
Phi:Can't your lazy ass even use Google translate?
Y/n:You always tell me I can't use it cause it's likely to give you wrong results
Phi:Well you have my permission now
Y/n:ok
* You translate it, and it comes out as "I love you more than anything."*
Y/n:awwww, thanks so much phi that's so cute. I love you too
Phi:*blushing heavily* s-shut up
Akane:y/n there's this new theory I was reading about, it's super interesting can I talk to you about it?
Y/n: Be honest, akane, how long is it gonna take you to explain it?
Akane:About half an hour, if I can be quick
Y/n:And are you gonna need a whiteboard?
Akane:Probably
Y/n:And are there some notions of quantum physics and/or philosophy that I won't understand at all
Akane:definitely
Y/n:ok then let me get chips and I'm all yours
Akane:w-wait, you're actually going to listen to me?
Y/n:of course I might not get it at all but seeing you get all excited fir alternate universes and curses is really cute I love seeing you passionate about something you like
Akane's thoughs:I love them so much