#zero's anons

[askalbatross]

Hehehe. Wanna know a little secret? You've pretty much been catching and killing the baby Anons all this time, White Bloods, good-hearted little snots. You've been doing the real Anons a favour. My my my. Don't tell me big strong you is actually afraid of one itty bitty little Anon? That's why I want your help, sweetums. I can bring her back, but she'll be missing chunks of her memory. I'm saying, she'll lose EVERYTHING that's happened to her since she even discovered Namco High. A blank slate.

##You honestly think I give a fuck what kind of Grey Mages I kill?  About which ones die?  Alright, I thought you were a stiff, but I’ll admit, that one was funny.##

##And there ain’t no shame in admittin’ when you can’t win a fight.  Keeps you alive longer, see?##

##…forget it.  Bringin’ back that broad is worse than Foxy will ever be.  I can kill him myself.  And if I so much as see that crazy bitch’s face around Namco?##

##I’m comin’ after you next.##

[askalbatross]

Hahaha! Who says I don't have one? I just haven't used it in a very long time. Underkin Alfa, babe. Nice to meet you. And I know all about you and the organization your human works for. I've seen wave upon wave of Nons and Anons alike go in there and never come back out. Not to mention the ill-conceived "raids" my brethren have tried to launch on your headquarters. They got what they deserved. Now, on to business. All we gotta do to fuck shit up for the mutt is bring back his bitch. Anon Echo.

##Underkin Alfa…right.##

##Yeah, it’s been great, right?  You Anons have been gettin’ your asses kicked lately.  Real nice change of pace, seein’ that you things used to make complete monkeys outta the humans here.  Like I said, cheatin’ magic.##

##And Echo?  HAH. So lemme get this straight, you’re sayin’ the way to take down Foxy is to bring back literally the strongest Grey Mage in existence.##

##Fuuuuck that.  If I learned one thing about that crazy broad, it’s that any plan involvin’ her don’t go accordin’ to plan.  Ever.##

[askalbatross]

Hehehe! You don't really think it'll be that easy, do you? I've been around since before your human was a twinkle in his grandfather's eye, babe. I could magic you into a cockroach right now and crush you under my foot like the vermin you are. But I have a better idea. We both aren't very fond of the Dogman, hmm? He's got it way too good lately. All the other Anons look up to him and he's got a new fuckbuddy. I want to see him squirm. And I think I know just how to do it. Wanna give me a hand?

##Pffff, you think just ‘cause I needed a human to exist that I’m any less powerful than any of you little coward bastards?##

##You don’t even fight for anything.  You just cheat and use that power of yours to just make literally anything happen, yeah?##

##Shadows don’t have that luxury.  We gotta fight.  Gotta adapt, see?  And trust me, I been learnin’ stuff.  Stuff that helps me deal with insects like you.##

##…that bein’ said, you’ve been the most serious about this than anyone else I been speakin’ to…listen up.  I don’t work with anybody that ain’t got a name, so you better think of one pronto.##

[askalbatross]

You're killing Anons, huh? Here's an idea. Why not bump off Foxtrot or his little midget lover? I'd love to see how one reacts to the death of the other. Whichever you think would have the most entertainment value, really!

##Meeeeeh.  It’d be good entertainment value to be sure.##

##The kid’s a lot more useful alive than dead, though.  I can screw with his head pretty easy, and lemme tell you, that’s just plain useful.##

##Now Foxtrot?  You ain’t gotta tell me twice how good killin’ him would feel.  Him and all you other grey mages…which reminds me.##

##You’re a greyface, too.##

(Zero’s right arm shapeshifts into a loud, whirring chainsaw.)

##Hold still.##