Saw your ficlet about the cat named trashcan. Odd coincidence because i had a cat named Garbage. She passed on this year tho
Oh that is a good coincidence! I feel like Garbage and Trashcan are both good cat names - chaotic, but affectionate, you know? I'm sorry for your loss tho xx
The last person who gave Kara crap about being a fan of Nicholas Cage got themselves Caged. Lifesize cutouts of the guy's psycho smile face, all of the photos on their desk getting replaced with a subtly photoshopped Nick Cage in place of their face etc. And everything in their workstation carefully giftwrapped in Nicholas Cage themed wrapping paper down to the paperclips.
im just going to say that it was this particular face of him and now im washing my hands entirely of this cursed topic i dont want it
It was about damn time, now she just needs a PR team that will tell her to talk about her actual projects instead of her private life and everything will be perfect like the good ol’ times
Here's a dumb idea: Mighty Ranger Danger opens for Pop Superstar Tommy Oliver
A typical backstage encounter while Ranger Danger is touring with Tommy Is A Girl’s Name:
“Found it!” Zack announces triumphantly, holding up his phone. “Our Article Title of The Week. I know it’s only Wednesday, but I’m calling it now.”
This has become a Thing that Zack does.
Turns out, the boy has a gift for finding the absolute worst tweets/posts/articles that reference one or more of them (either in Ranger Danger or Power Ranger form), to the delight of pretty much no one but Zack himself. It’s caused some real trauma; none of the Rangers are sure they’ve recovered from a particularly disturbing tweet involving Jason’s abs and an ice cream sundae. (Jason had hit the ‘block’ button with enough force to break the computer mouse.)
And yet Zack persists. He even clears his throat.
“Popstar Lesbian Love Triangle? Tommy Oliver Spotted Cozying Up with Ranger Danger Ladies!”
He grins over at Kim and Trini, who exchange an exasperated look; Kim nods and Trini gets up to stalks towards Zack (and his phone).
“Photos of Tommy Oliver have made waves throughout Twitter this week,” Zack continues to read, voice squeaking slightly as he jumps over one of the backstage couches in an attempt to avoid Trini. “The lead of Tommy Is A Girl’s Name is currently on tour with Ranger Danger, and sparks seem to be flying between her and both the lead singer (Kimberly Hart) and bassist (Trini O.) of her opening act, or maybe all thr– ”
Trini catches up to him then, and it’s not pretty; she yanks him backwards by his collar, pulling hard enough to not only rip the fabric slightly, but also slam him into the couch, which makes a sound not unlike wood bending to the point of breaking.
“Guys…” Jason begins with a long-suffering sigh.
“He started it,” Trini shrugs, before snatching Zack’s phone from his hand and tossing it to Kimberly. “How many phones have you gone through again, Kim?” she asks with a little smirk.
“Hmmm… since we’ve all known each other?” She spins the phone between her fingers. “At least five? Six?”
Trini shakes her head, squeezing Zack’s shoulder none too gently. “So many accidents. All it takes is someone pissing her off a little and…”
“Crunch,” Kim finishes. Zack rolls his eyes when Trini laughs loudly and returns to Kim’s side (who slings her free arm around the back of the loveseat to make room once again). Kim shows Trini the ‘incriminating’ photos with a quick eyebrow lift (and another shared glance), before throwing the phone back at Zack with a smug little smile.
“This is bullying, you know. You guys are bullies,” he grumps.
“Hey, don’t talk to my girlfriends that way.”
As far as entrances go, it’s a pretty standard one for Tommy Oliver: a one-liner delivered with a smirk as she leans up against the door frame in just the right pose to show off her long figure.
“I don’t think saying things like that will help with those rumors going around,” Billy supplies helpfully (and with a smile).
“No kidding,” Jason mumbles (with a frown).
“There’s always clickbait,” Tommy shrugs, sauntering in the room, perching herself on the arm of Trini and Kim’s loveseat, and leaning in towards the two occupants with an obvious wink. “Might as well have fun with it.”
(Kim’s arm drops down to Trini’s shoulders, seemingly on instinct.)
“Maybe a little less fun, Tommy,” Trini drawls. “My parents still aren’t super on board with the whole band-instead-of-college thing, alright?”
“Adding rumors of threesomes with women to the mix doesn’t exactly help,” Kim adds and Trini nods, ears turning the slightest bit pink.
Tommy, of course, is undeterred. “What if we just get rid of the ‘rumors’ part and…”
“Well, I think it’s time for us to start getting ready,” Jason cuts in loudly.
Kim stands, rolling her eyes when Tommy doesn’t move out of the way to make room for the action. “Tommy certainly seems ready for something. You’re shameless, you know.”
“Yeah, you guys like it though.”
Snorting softly as she shakes her head, Kim pulls Trini to her feet. “Yeah, well, if Trini’s mom takes any of it seriously, you’re taking that bullet. I hope you know that.”
“What, Trini’s mom is going to come after Pop Superstar Tommy Oliver?” Tommy asks, looking up at the two girls and grinning. “Come on.”
“You haven’t met my mom yet,” Trini says flatly. “Your fancy fake title don’t mean shit to her. She’ll make you pee in a cup like the rest of us.”
That stops Tommy short. “Wait. What?”
Zack snickers, rolling off the couch and stretching as he stands. “Trini’s mom is pretty trigger-happy with drug testing attempts. And she’s coming to the show tonight,” he sings.
“She’s never asked me to pee in a cup,” Billy chimes in, but then, after a long pause, continues. “But yeah, that’s probably because I’m nice. And respectful of her daughter.”
“Hey, I’m nice! I’m respectful.”
“Mmm,” Kim hums, lips pressing together as she tilts her head in doubt. “At the start of our tour you played a cover of ‘Sexy Bitch’ and dedicated it to ‘the Ranger Danger ladies’.”
“’I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful’,” Tommy quotes. “You’re proving my point, Hart!”
Trini just scoffs, heading out of the room without a backwards glance. “Bye, Tommy. I’ll send mamá your way after the show.”
“Ooh, that’s gonna hurt, Tommy,” Jason hisses in mock sympathy, patting the girl on the back as he passes. “Good luck with it.”
Why do I feel like a ton of wlw recording artists suddenly started sending collaboration requests to Rachel when she releases that sex song
That could absolutely be a thing that happens. Maybe there’ll be a sexy Hayley Kiyoko / Rachel Berry collaboration in the DB future. Or a sweet Mary Lambert / Rachel Berry duet.