#ranger danger

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: So [the BBEG] hears the muffled sounds of the fight going on outside. "The prisoners are supposed to be locked up!"

Ranger, who's been honeypotting the BBEG for about 10 sessions: Don't worry about it, my lady, your guards are competent *goes in for another distraction kiss*

DM: She gets concerned about what she's hearing and she starts trying to get up

Ranger: I'm sitting on her lap right now, yes?

DM: Yes

Ranger: she trusts me implicitly, yes?

DM: ... yes

Ranger: And since she's a bit distracted by what's happening outside the chamber, could I take out my knife and stab her in the throat?

DM: ...

Warlock: Suggestion- go through the back of her neck, sever her spinal cord for good measure

Ranger: Right, I'm sitting on her lap, arms reaching up around her neck with a knife in one of them. Does she notice?

DM: ...roll- roll sleight of hand?

Ranger: *please please please please* ... NAT 20!!

DM, who's been building up the BBEG fight since Ranger started the honeypot: ... fuck, you're able to get a knife to her neck. She let's out a sharp scream before it turns into bloody gurgling.

Warlock (Ranger's in-game boss): You're getting a raise!

[jbaillier]

Tomorrow, Rangers Holmes and Watson will be Rangers no more when chapter 26 of Drift United, Breathe In, Bleed Out is published.

It's time to escape Chard's Rift for a new, dangerous, exciting future — but exile comes with a heavy price.

[literallyranger]

There's more just you wait

In order

Seer and Ranger, Abby, Ranger, Sugar and your mom, Dewdrop and Chloe, Liza and Sugar, Abby, Knight and Genevieve, Ragner

[menyria]

We are nearing the end of the Tuesday campaign I'm in and ofc my character found a love interest that just happend to be another adventurer who also is fighting evil and might die :') My lovley ranger/rogue Ezmere to the right and her Zara to the left! <3

[therulerofbeetles]

i can imagine ranger danger having a long ass tongue, and them having snake bites and a tongue piercing when they were like 18-21.

they prob were FINE SHYT but their whole like introvertedness held them back from pulling as many ppl as they should’ve.

ALSO I WANNA SEE FANART W FEM RANGER DANGER IN SKINNY JEANS, TONGUE PIERCING, AND LIKE BLACK EYESHADOW W EYELINER 🔥🔥🔥‼️

let me cook.

[meetinginsamarra]

Because @jbaillier started posting "Drift United" and I'm such a fan of the Pacific Rim AU, I was forced to make this picture. (Via PowerPoint, using various snippets from the Internet)

and with the title

[thenoirgal]

Redrew an illustration from nearly a decade ago that I really love, that's based on an off-hand comment from the Ranger Danger podcast!

[echoo-yells]

Claire Green and Ranger/Hotshot (Laine Brookes)

Sometimes Ranger wakes up from nightmares while Claire is off running after her own. She'll take a blanket to the front porch and wait for Claire to return.

At some point it was discovered that Ranger and Claire have very similar music tastes. When Boygenius released The Record, they stayed up until midnight and laid in Laine's bed listening to it together. It's now the main choice of music when the two are in the kitchen late at night.

The two of them were at the den with Evie and Seer and before Claire left she said "See you later Lainey". Laine turned bright red and Evie and Seer's jaws dropped. Claire kicked herself over and over when she got outside.