#zerobaseone incorrect

[zb1bies]

- gyuvin, gyuvin, gyuvin respectively

(or jay, sunghoon, jake/chan, changbin, hyunjin/chan, seungkwan, hansol/kai, beomgyu, soobin/hanbin, hao, yujin/sungho, woonaegi, jaehyun/shinyu,jihoon,kyungmim/youngjae,dohoon,shinyu)

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gyuvin, on the phone: hey ricky, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

ricky, putting his phone on speaker: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?

gyuvin: for an escape room.

ricky: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?

gyuvin:

gyuvin: jail.

hanbin, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

gyuvin: …

gyuvin: nothing legal.

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Gunwook: small animals are more vicious than larger ones

Gunwook: it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger

Jiwoong: give me one example

Gunwook: wasps

Ricky: spiders

Gyuvin: Taerae

[incorrectzbone]

gyuvin: look at this!

gyuvin: *spins around*

gyuvin: *falls down*

gyuvin: *struggles to get up*

the rest of zb1: …

ricky: I still think we should try putting him in rice to see if it fixes him

[incorrectzbone]

Ricky, looking through his closet: hey, what should I change into?

Gyuvin, from across the hall and beyond two doors: a better person.

[incorrectzbone]

waitress: so, what would you like?

hanbin, staring into zhanghao’s eyes: to be bound forever, deep inside, like two souls who can never lose each other

waitress:

jiwoong: eggs. they both want eggs.

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Matthew: Jiwoong hyung, I don't think we can enter this bar

Jiwoong: why?

Matthew: because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only 2 of us

Jiwoong: you dumb bitch

Jiwoong: just invite more people

[incorrectzbone]

yujin: greetings, paternal figure.

jiwoong, not looking up from his coffee: good morning, problem child.