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youngjae: i relate to belle because she loves books and sees people for their souls

jihoon: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

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jihoon: my future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now

jihoon: be patient queen, a true clown is on the way.

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youngjae: im going to need you to swear-

dohoon: fuck

youngjae:

youngjae: ...as in promise

dohoon: oh.

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Kyungmin: It's crazy how shinyu hyung always looks so calm and composed, I wonder how he does it.

Shinyu, internally: *wii music theme*

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Kyungmin: I've been here in jail so long I think l've lost my mind.

Kyungmin: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Kyungmin: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Hanjin:

Hanjin: This is Monopoly.

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jihoon: what goes up but never goes down?

youngjae: the amount of stress you bring to this team.

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eric: *clenches fist* fight me!

juyeon, standing behind eric, softly shaking his head, gun ready in his hand: *mouthes* do not

sunwoo, standing behind both of them: ill give you twenty bucks to fight them both

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sunwoo: I drink to forget but I always remember

eric: You're drinking orange juice

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dohoon: youngjae isn’t answering his phone

hanjin: I’ll call

jihoon: dohoon and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

youngjae: Hello?

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Sakuya: Do you want a tarot reading

Ryo: those are pokemon cards

Sakuya: you got a magikarp

Ryo: ...

Sakuya: it means you fucked up

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jacob, laying around: i need some serotonin

eric: *gets up*

eric: *sits back down*

eric: i forgot what seotonin was and was legit about to go get you somme

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dohoon: It's the inside that matters not the outside

shinyu: Really? Give me an example

dohoon: Refrigerator

shinyu: Fair enough

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Doyoung: What was Ryo like when he was a little?

Sakuya: Oh I think you mean young. He's always been little

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ryo, sliding a $20 bill across the table: the usual, please.

bartender: *hands him a glass of chocolate milk*

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sangyeon, on the phone: Where is sunwoo?

hyungseo: He’s with me.

sangyeon, sighing: Put sunwoo on.

sunwoo: Yo.

sangyeon: Where are you?

sunwoo: I’m with kevin

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youngjae: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

youngjae: *aggressively throws a waterbottle at shinyu*

shinyu: uh...

dohoon: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

youngjae: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

jihoon, in tears: it's working