#zetsu akatsuki

[gluestickv]

Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!

Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️

(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)

Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭

Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3

I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up

Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…

Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀

[big-lotus-energy]

briefly stopped panic texting my friend about what was happening to make this meme while watching the episode. zetsu i love you so much light of my life.

[someotherguysblog]

Venus Flytrap

[feed-me-gogurtz]

I love him so bad

[i305stan]

akatsuki members on a daily basis

deidara: "ART IS AN EXPLOSION!!!!!!"

pain: "i am god"

sasori: "..."

hidan: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF LORD JASHIN?!"

konan: "what is that"

hidan: "..... YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF LORD JASHIN?!?!?!?" *starts preaching about jashin*

konan: *sighs*

pain: "..."

tobi: "DEIDARA SENPAI-"

deidara: "SHUT UP TOBI"

tobi: 😭

itachi: "..." 😐

kakuzu: "MONEY"

hidan: "you're broke as hell, dude. before you even joined the akatsuki you were walking around shirtless and your pants were ugly asl. goofy asf" 🥀🥀

kakuzu: *grabs a piano and throws it at hidan*

zetsu: "yo where'd the piano come from"

kisame: "what is this"

zetsu: 🧍🏻‍♂️

itachi (his mind) : "please god- i am so tired"

━━━━━ . ﾟ｡ ₍ 𓆩 𖤐 𓆪 ₎ ｡ﾟ. ━━━━━

the akatsuki is soooo goofy lol

꒰ 2025 | @feitansno1stan | please do not copy, repost, edit, translate, feed into ai, screenshot nor claim any of my posts as your own!! ☽

[or0ch1maru]

zetsu x male reader nsfw pls pls im on my knees

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hi hi babes! Finally catching up on ALL the requests I have lol. I hope I’m able to gain my community back after my very long break. I’ve missed everyone sm

warnings: 18+, nsfw, zetsu x male reader, overstimulation, zetsu loves when you cry, super sensitive reader, white zetsu is softer to you, black zetsu is a bit of a meanie

let’s get into it,

-Zetsu is the type to experiment. Especially if it ends with a very overstimulated you. Watching your bottom lip turn down into a pout with tears forming in your eyes. Nothing gets him off more than how pathetic you get for him.

-so today, he’s trying something new. Something he’s thought about for a long time. He just didn’t have the patience for. (He may love teasing you, but he LOVES being in your walls even more)

-Zetsu lies on his back on your shared bed, cock sprung free from the confines of his pants. You’re straddling him, cock also free…and twitching

-“closer, line yourself up with me” white Zetsu’s voice commands quietly. You do as you’re told. Your cock now resting against his. Your unique lover has a slight curve to his, which makes what’s about to happen even more interesting

-“move” black Zetsu’s voice grumbles a second later. You’re very much used to this, one minute being guided by the quieter, more humble side of him…only to be mocked or degraded by his much harsher side moments after

-you grind, bucking your hips a bit. Your sensitive tip rubbing against your lovers. Eliciting an adorable little whimper from your lips. Especially as Zetsu’s eyes roll back. Oh this will be delicious

-Zetsu’s hand comes down, wrapping partially around both members. Adding much more pressure as you buck your hips again. Now whining against him

-“already falling apart and you’ve barely done anything” black Zetsu mocks. You’ve moved twice…and you’re already twitching and leaking pre..

- “you’re such a sensitive little thing aren’t you?” White Zetsu murmurs. His other hand reaching down to grip your hip. Guiding you. Making you pick up the pace a bit

-“you are so pathetic. Crumbling because of this…like some virgin. It’s almost comical” mumble black zetsu. Not caring at the fact your eyes are already glossing over. Good…just what they wanted

-“fu-fuck. I can’t” you whimper out, hips stuttering as your orgasm washes over you. Thick globs spurting out over Zetsu’s hand and his stomach. How even after you’ve cum, tip painfully sensitive, you’re still bucking against your lover

-“how pathetic…you still can’t get enough. Silly boy” black Zetsu hums. Tightening his grip on both cocks. Eliciting a broken whine from you.

-“fine. You wanna cum again, do it” black Zetsu demands. Watching tears run down your cheeks as they flush a soft shade of pink. Feeling how you want to pull away but the need to cum again is much stronger…

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[dhenieldeguzman]

❤️Akatsuki🖤

[slinkyagogo]

Anatomy with zetsu