Akatsuki head cannons pt.2 I guess. SIGH (Can you tell I don’t want to do this haha..there’s gonna be a part three because I cannot anymore I am actually going insane)
Deidara( PAPI IM CUMMING AHHHHHHH)
• Borderline autistic it’s so bad omg
•He is an ass man guys sigh..I don’t make the rules😫
•Whenever he forgets about his hand mouths and reaches for things sometimes they will unconsciously lick it wether it be a piece of clay, his clothes, or my buttcheeks
•Has gotten lice twice in his life and it genuinely left him scarred for the rest of us life
•Would love a unique looking partner (Big bug eyes, vitiligo, interestingly shaped scar, freckles, just beautiful things people call abnormalities)
•He has a very noticeable pimple he gets occasionally every year in the middle of October and he can never do anything about it.
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•Like I said before ass man urs will be filled with hand marks, bites, hickeys. The works
•Cries when he cums like yes sexy submissive beta
•You know how women are always told that their virginity is scared, he always thought that applied to him too so he waited till he found the one (me)
•Pretty loud always gets told to shut the fuck ip
KISAME
•Actually the sweetest omg
•He’s abnormally huge so he doesn’t really fit in your favorite cafe’s little petite chairs so he opts to sit on the floor and the old grandma who owns there place adores him.
•Hates hates hates liars that’s his thing, honesty he does not mess with liars
•Probably a face guy you know he likes your face he likes how it looks
•His body is really cold like he just genuinely is he doesn’t know why
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•Humongous
•It will not fit unless you are really determined to make it fit💔
•So slow with it than turns rough like yes big papa daddy likey
•Size kink ur best friend
Zetsu ( it look me 4 tries to write its name)
•He doesn’t like you he wants to eat you
•Will probably become used to your presence though and his hunger maybe will calm down after a while
•Likes people’s symmetry for obvious reasons
•A slow blinker it’s so bad and the white one blinks first and then the black one
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•Uhm..takes it up the buttwhole ig??
•No but actually it is dual colored
•has a weird fascination with your flaps like he will shake his finger between them to watch them move
•Fairly okay stamina will need to take a few second breaks between them
