Zhangjing: so, how do you feel about kids?
Yanjun: well, they're ok? if I see one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it
Zhangjing: why would you throw a rock at a child?!
Yanjun: I just said I wouldn't!
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Zhangjing: so, how do you feel about kids?
Yanjun: well, they're ok? if I see one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it
Zhangjing: why would you throw a rock at a child?!
Yanjun: I just said I wouldn't!
Lin Chaoze: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?
Lu Dinghao: Insulted Zhangjing in front of Yanjun.
Watching iqiyi's Fantasy Restaurant and one of the aunties told Zhangjing he's really handsome and asked if he has a Chinese girlfriend, and I immediately thought, "nope, he has a Taiwanese boyfriend". ZhangJun always on the brain.
YanJun: Alright! Which one of you stole my damn designer jacket, do you wanna go-
ZhangJing Interrupting: Sorry Junnie! I borrowed it,
YanJun: Out with me??
(the dream i’m building is) the sky you fly through
“I’m really flattered,” Zhangjing says. Due to those striking cheekbones it isn’t even a lie. “But, don’t you think a marriage proposal is a bit too fast?”
“I’ve been told my beauty has changed minds in an instant,” Lin Yanjun says with a completely straight face.
One day a stranger by the name of Lin Yanjun shows up at the café Zhangjing works at and sets out to woo him. Zhangjing falls in love with the food Yanjun brings along.
A ZhangJun Taipei coffee shop AU.
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in which we are all Zhangjing fangirling over Yanjun’s perfection
Zhangjing: What’s the difference between dominant and recessive genes again?
Wenjun: Okay well, using our traits, if we ever got married and had a baby, there’s a 75% chance they’d have wavy hair, and a 25% chance they’d have straight hair.
Zhangjing: Are you asking me to marry you?
same yanjun same 😫😫😫