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ok but now we must all picture fat baby shane in a little lifejacket being tossed into the lake off the dock and floating around like a dazed little marshmallow
thinking about how shane looks down because he’s too afraid to face this thing he wants and ilya puts his hand under shane’s chin to wordlessly ask: you are brave, yes?
everyone please read this luca haas fic because it's actually one of the most delightful things ive ever read
Luca Haas, Tumblrina
luca/omc · pg · 3k
Luca Haas is a hockey player who admires Ilya Rozanov. @rollzy is a Tumblr user and Hollanov shipper who allegedly goes to the University of Ottawa. No one will ever connect the dots. or: Luca Haas’ rookie year, as told through Tumblr.
read on ao3 or read on my website
be near me when my faith is dry
simon/wilhelm · erik lives au · 5,000 words
Wilhelm’s weekend away with Erik leaves Erik in a coma and Wilhelm with a broken leg. It leaves Wilhelm in-between, with the duties of a crown prince but not the title, with a brother he can see but not talk to, with a boy he can care for but not call boyfriend.
read on dreamwidth
i’m mirroring my fic onto dreamwidth while ao3 is down.
a morning song
simon/wilhelm · simon goes to marieberg au · 12,000 words
Simon never goes to Hillerska. One day, he finds a crown prince in a field and brings him home.
read on dreamwidth
i’m mirroring my fic onto dreamwidth while ao3 is down.
The Student Project — Chapter 2
Shane/Ilya | university AU | 3,400 words | 6,800 words so far
“Okay, yes, true,” Ilya concedes, not looking sorry at all. “It is because I need accomplices. I want to beat dinosaur Scott Hunter. I want a black E patch.” Ilya taps his right chest, twice, where said patch would go. He waits for Ilya to explain. “Black E is only for stunts that make international news. They have not given one out in years.”
Shane Hollander is a first-year student at the University of British Columbia. He just wants to study, make robots, and maybe not be caught sleeping in the lab overnight again.
Unfortunately for him, Ilya Rozanov is his classmate, and Ilya is looking for a team. Because Ilya has one goal: to pull off the greatest prank in UBC history.
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The Student Project — Chapter 1
Shane/Ilya | university AU | 3,400 words so far
“I’m Ilya,” the guy says. “Everyone calls me Roz. This is my introduction to campus.” Shane frowns. “Your introduction to campus?” “Yes,” Ilya says, all confidence. “I am introducing campus to me.” A sense of dread takes Shane. “You are — oh no. Is this a prank? I don’t want to be involved in a prank. I want to go home and study.”
Shane Hollander is a first-year student who just wants to study, make robots, and not get caught asleep in the robotics lab again. Unfortunately for him, Ilya Rozanov is also a first year, one determined to pull off the greatest student projects of all time.
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Blame It on the Boys — Chapter 3 simon/wilhelm | twitter au | 2,000 words | 8,400 words total
In which the Internet discovers they know each other.
read on ao3 | read from chapter 1
Also, social media behind the name!
Wilhelm @​grodprinsen: username, avatar, and display name all refer to the Frog Prince
Simon @​estrallado: username means “starry”; avatar is one of them fish
Maja @​soedermanland: username is a historical province of Sweden; the joke I forgot to make is that Wilhelm is the Duke of SödermanlandÂ
Jana @​janabanana: avatar is from Bananya
Anna @​annaemone: avatar is of Eric Saade, whose Melodifestivalen song Popular remains a banger
Simon @​simmeriksson: Simon has a real account now! The Royal Household made him make one for PR purposes. He still secretly has @​estrallado
Blame It on the Boys — Chapter 3 simon/wilhelm | twitter au | 2,000 words | 8,400 words total
In which the Internet discovers they know each other.
read on ao3 | read from chapter 1
Blame It on the Boys — Chapter 2 simon/wilhelm | twitter au | 2,900 words | 6,400 words so far
In which Wilhelm still hasn’t told his online anti-royal crush he’s a prince.
read on ao3 | read from chapter 1
Blame It on the Boys — Chapter 1 simon/wilhelm | twitter au | 3,500 words so far
In which Wilhelm arguing with Simon online somehow results in him getting a new friend (and crush).
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(the dream i’m building is) the sky you fly through — chapter 5 & epilogue
zhangjing/yanjun | taipei coffee shop au | 1,570 words (7,850 words total)
“How do you find these places,” Zhangjing says, taking a seat at a tiny table.
“I have to keep up my air of mystery,” Yanjun replies.
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It took another trip to Tainan but I am midway through the next chapter of (the dream i’m building is) the sky you fly through!
a morning song — chapter 4 simon/wilhelm | simon goes to marieberg au | 2,500 words (12,000 words total)
Simon’s first call doesn’t go through. Neither does his second. He knows Wilhelm has a lunch break right now, but no one’s picking up.
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a morning song — chapter 3 simon/wilhelm | simon goes to marieberg au | 3,200 words (9,300 words so far)
Simon doesn’t know what to say in the face of grief. Anger he understands, anger’s easy. He can’t understand what Wilhelm is going through, but he’s the one who Wilhelm called. He’s the one who Wilhelm needs.
read on ao3 | read from the beginning
High res photos with NPF posts
For Neue Post Format posts, photos on their own row are currently lower res (500px) than photos in rows with multiple photos (540px). You can fix that with a tiny script that loads the higher res photo in, posted here.
This will work as long as Tumblr doesn’t change their CSS classes.