#zhongli-cafe-asks

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I just read the Diluc coffee oneshot where he reads "how to confess someone" or smth and Kaeya basically wrecks flirting havoc for a week with the reader, and I just wanted to say.

Thank you for existing

i’m really glad you liked it!!! 

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can i request headcanons for venti x oblivious!reader? like venti would flirt and the reader would be completely oblivious to it, unfazed even. drives venti and everyone else insane :)

hi anon! here’s the venti hcs you requested and i hope you like it! 💚

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I enjoyed the Diluc/Lisa (kinda kinky) one more than I, uh, probably should but it led me to wonder; how would they be in a softer relationship where it’s more of an orthodox adult relationship? Not really a request but I would love to hear your thoughts AND get extra rare pair food

buddy you’re in for a real treat also I'm glad you like their kinky relationship

orthodox adult relationship-wise, I think that diluc and lisa are really mature and would probably be that really intimidating couple that no one would mess with. they probably don’t argue much but when they do it’s probably because diluc’s being stubborn about something lisa just wants to chill haha.

I'm quite the astrology person so if you’re not into that you can skip this chunk but taurus-gemini compatibility isn’t as bad as it may seem. diluc would definitely be the type to admire lisa’s intelligence and strength and likewise with lisa and how she admires diluc’s dedication. they don’t have similar goals but both understand each other enough to respect their differences and accept it. in the event that they DO fight/argue, they would go about it differently and could possibly cause problems for them as a couple. Diluc would want to be alone to cool off but lisa as a gemini would prefer to talk things out. while diluc’s not necessarily running away from the problem, lisa may see it that way because she’s just more confrontational and wants to resolve their issue asap. diluc however, would want to work things out after he has worked things out internally by himself. so yeah, astrology’s pretty cool and while they aren’t perfect, it’s still a cute couple.

also even though this is a softer relationship, lisa will NOT stop with the teasing. even in public. i think she just enjoys making diluc embarrassed since he isn’t one for pda and likes to keep his private life private. oh and, either of them getting jealous is normal. as unhealthy as it sounds, the jealousy never affects their relationship it’s just the way they are when someone else is eyeing their s/o. if diluc catches one of the knights talking to lisa a little too long he will get jealous and probably glare at the knight and give him a hard time. and if someone tries to flirt with diluc at the tavern, with or without lisa around, it will get to her and she’ll probably stare really coldly at the person until they leave.

their domestic life tho... lisa would absolutely love the mansion. even at home, diluc won’t be one to give affection if any of the staff are around, but he at least lets lisa dote on him. things like hugging him, helping him tie his hair or comb it, light pecks, and HOLDING HANDS. they rarely do hold hands when out in public together so diluc enjoys holding onto lisa’s hands when they’re lounging at home or simply while he’s reading reports and one of his hands are free. if they are truly alone at home, diluc would be more affectionate but still restrained because that’s how he is. he will never do anything inappropriate unless lisa initiates it. like a gentleman, he enjoys treating lisa like a lady with kisses to the back of her hand and having his arm around her waist.

ok now we move on to frisky time but not as kinky.

lisa loves to give diluc hickeys especially on his neck. man’s covered up all the time so it’s usually not visible but lisa likes to push her limit and place love bites where his collar can’t cover. 

diluc on the other hand, he’s always busy and it gets tiring so to recharge he just might lose it a little and be rough towards lisa, not that she minds. I'm talking grabbing her as soon as he’s home to kiss her like there’s no tomorrow and it doesn’t matter that one of the maids probably saw. and if he’s particularly needy, he might pull lisa onto his lap and keep her there until he’s satisfied.

also, razor probably looks like their son with how much time the young boy spends time with them. lisa teaches him how to use his electro vision and diluc the claymore.

hhhhh i wonder why jean/diluc is more popular when lisa/diluc is SO SEXC LIKE SKLFJASLDKFJAS;LJF

i hope you’re well fed anon!!

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I don’t know if this would be possible, but maybe a asexual reader with some of the Genshin boys like: Diluc, Childe, and/or Zhongli? Agh, I know this seems out of the usual. Have an amazing day!

- Ace Anon

hello! it’s to my understanding that there’s a spectrum of asexuality and as someone who isn’t asexual i am a little worried about misrepresentation. i’m really sorry that I can’t fulfil this request!

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Hello, I hope that you are feeling well. First of all, I would like to say that I love your work. I hope to let you know that I acknowledge and appreciate the time and effort you place into writing your fics. Secondly, if it is alright, I would like to make a request with Zhongli and Childe, where their s/o is a cinnamon roll, but can actually kill you scenario. You do not have to make it if you are too busy, but thank you for reading this and for your time. Once again, thank you very much!

hello! thank you for the kind message, it was really sweet of you ^^ i hope you like this scenario!

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"i told you not to fall in love with me" + kaeya for the drabble game, if that's okay?? also!!! congratulations on 200 followers!!!! and here's to many more milestones!!!! because your stuff is amazing and it deserves to be seen by the entire world (〃＾▽＾〃)

hello!! thank you so much and i really hope you this!!

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bestie make sure u peel the little plastic sheet off ur acrylic stand cause it's used to protect the actual thing . if u didn't peel it off thats probably why it has so many scratches . but if u did then,,, idk bestie </3

kdjdjsd i’ve been picking at the edges forever and i cant find any plastic 🥲

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Hey i just stumbled upon ur blog while crying over not being able to sleep,, the fluffiness was adorable thank you so much, it warmed my heart

heyy! i hope i made you feel better even if it was just a little bit! if you ever need someone to talk to i’m up for it though i can’t guarantee that i’ll reply on time haha