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hello..... everyone behold my boy
okay hi zai i apologize for this in advance bc i had this thought and was kinda tormented over it and thought “hey, why not also torture my friends!” 😭 not quite a this or that, but:
if you could guarantee that taylor would win a grand slam, but the catch is that you could never watch him play a match ever again (including replays, and particularly including the match where he wins a slam)… would you take it?
the answer i landed on was yes, but it hurt me a lot more than it probably should’ve haha. i might ask ella this too tbh im curious about her thoughts
HAHA zee this is a crazy question but yes i would take it .. i dont know hiw to elaborate but taylor winning a gs is SO BIG thats its liek. tennis is over now. taylor won a gs everyone can stop now ❤️
ce qu'on a perdu qd ils ont donné enfant de la pollution à ziggy
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happy birthday to this fuckin rat 🎉🐈⬛
Omg wait tell me more of your thoughts on the episode of catching killers we watched
omg ziggy. ziggy listen. that episode. it's. okay so
i'll start with how i can't believe any of these ppl are real ppl they were all such basic characters from shit movies but they were ACTUAL PEOPLE. it all seemed so fucking weird i mean the clues that they had? the way they connected all the murders? "white man was shot in florida. his car sit was all the way forward" wft???? how is that a thing?? that's so RANDOM i just can't.
and the way they were like "omg it's a LADY killer ahahahhahahah this is breaking news!!! women can kil!!!! they can even kill multipul ppl u guys!!
and the episode compared to the other episode i watched... i mean on the other one it was a guy who had a very specific way of killing and his first victims were an entire family including the kids and he keeps getting away from the police and he's on a killing spree again after 30 years and he's threatening to kill a little girl, and then this episode was "some white men were shot in different random places in florida. the killer is a lesbian. THIS IS THE MOST HORRENDOUS KILLER THIS WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN!!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND she's killing WHITE MEN. I'M A WHITE MAN!
and she wasn't even particularly careful about getting cought i mean she barely even tried to hide it. she HIT THE UNDERCOVER COP WITH A POOL STICK out of nowhere. she's not trying to be inconspicuous.
and the fucking COWBOY i haven't laughed this hard in a While they were seriously like "okay this calls for an expert" and then brought that cartoon of a man.
and all the pictures were so weird and creepy that was scarier than the actual murders. and i'm sorry but they seemed to be so bad at their jobs and so weird about everything like "this woman's pretty short, that explains why the sit was all the way forward!!" like WhaT. i was seriously rooting for the killer in this case. what an Episode.
also the cop definitely did it i'll die on this hill.
“ things would be so much easier if we were just honest with each other.” || luna & az
The old Earth saying about ‘Honesty being the best policy’ pops into her head and makes her smirk just a little bit. The fact that he expects her, a survivor and veteran of Sunnetta, to be honest with him is hilarious. No, it’s beyond hilarious. How could he think she’d tell him the truth, when it didn’t benefit her? Was it because he was Death? Was it because he had a naivety to him, despite seeing the best and worst that humanity had to offer? Or was he simply stupid due to old age?
Whatever it was, Azriel should have just let her go on lying. Because telling the truth would only hurt him and everyone around them. “I have fooled you,” she responded to him, after a moment of hesitation. “You wanted my soul, and I gave you my child’s instead. A cruel thing to do, yes, but I figured she would not need it.”
Delphine had been the one dying, and honestly, from what Luna had read about bringing Death to make a deal, it would only kill her, had she not been one of the dying. “You have no way of killing me now, due to it. You cannot harm me. I have tricked you. How does that feel?” The little smirk on her lips was likely cruel, but she did not care. She had fooled Death.
Persephone you screwed me over
Wish I stole you out of nowhere
How'd you get so sweet?
How do you make it look so easy?
When you knew it'd never be
Persephone The Tragic Trills
for @sulusparkles
so i havent really changed much over this year, but shout out to all the lovelies for tagging me (and bonus the rat): @mlmdirkgently @hasan-minhaj @latinacap @shieldrogers and more <3
so i tag (and no pressure! only do it if you'd like to loves!): @catfah @mlmsrogers @bistevebucky @userpeterparker @daisyridlay @spacebuck