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RIP, King 👑

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morgan is losing her damn mind over a robot

Ranking the Zings from Worst to Best:

7. Monte- I’m sorry but this one just sucked.....not funny in the slightest, the delivery was bad, slow, weird, and just overall stupid. Also Monte is a lot of things, but he isn’t boring. Homeboy keeps us on our toes going back and forth between liking Taylor and hating her every damn week.

6. Taylor- This could have been good if it was true? This couldn’t be more fucking opposite to how Taylor actually is. I have no idea how production thought they were eating this one in the slightest because she is literally the nicest person on the show. I’m confused.

5. Michael- Likewise to Taylor, if this was targeted to someone else (honestly Daniel or Kyle) I would have loved that shit because this burn was brutal af, but for Michael it personally made no sense and was super disappointing considering Michael has a lot more to him than his face lol. Idk man you should have given this one to someone with nothing going for them.

4. Terrance- I’m gonna be real I fucking lost it at this one. I know it’s kinda predictable to call the old people old at this point, but Terrance deserves it and I thought the DJ Showtime connection was clever on production’s part.

3. Turner- Kind of expected, but very much needed. Hilarious, had a good connection with his traveling so the set-up was perfect, and it actually offended him so I think this one definitely hit the nail pretty hard.

2. Brittany- I thought this one was fucking awesome. It’s even funnier that Brittany was genuinely insulted and confused like.....girl how did you not know? ALSO PEEPERS I lost it fr and whenever Zingbot cusses that gives any Zing bonus points. Iconic.

1. Alyssa- 100 percent this was the best one and I wish they saved it for last, because damn I wouldn’t be able to recover from being called a useless dead weight. Absolutely valid and accurate, very much deserved, and an amazing roast and delivery. Alyssa falling to the ground and Taylor trying to resuscitate her was the fucking cherry on top.

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Taylor Loves Zingbot?

Well girl now she has to make it to Zingbot comp. How can you not give the girl her that?

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BB23 Zingbot Zings

Alyssa – Alyssaaaa! You’re from Florida, the sunshine state, which is ironic considering you’re so… dim. To be clear, I’m calling you dumb!

Xavier – Xavierrrrr, I’m gonna reveal your secret. You have a crush! All season long you’ve been admiring their body, getting lost in their eyes, and staring at their ass. Oh wait, that’s just… your reflection.

Tiffany – I’ve been zinging for over a decade now! And it never gets old, but you know what has? Tiffany. Four score and seven zings ago.

Claire – Oh my god, nobody move! We’re all in danger! I’ve spotted bigfoot, my bad… that’s just Claire.

Hannah – House guests, I have a joke for you! Knock, knock. HG: Who’s there? ZB: Hannah. HG: Hannah who? ZB: Exactly. Borrrzing!

Derek F – Big D, you’ve made quite the mark on the Big Brother house this summer. Too bad it’s in the… toilet

Azah – As a robot time, I can accurately predict the future. I’ve determined the following things will never happen: time travel, teleportation, Xavier going on a date with… Azah

Kyland – Kyyyland, listening to you talk is like sitting by brook. An endless babbling brook. Shut the **** up!