Me
You decide to go to Egypt, because girl you wanna have a lil cultural trip. So you enter these pyramids and you find this locked chamber. Luckily you know how to open these kinds of doors, because girl lemme be honest who doesn’t know how to open a door, so you open it and you stand in front of that fancy mirror. You decide to touch it and suddenly the room is full of light.
You find yourself in the middle of a great ceremony. People shout at you and call you “Savior!!”. You are a bit terrified, but you enjoy it bc free booze & stuff. After that night it’s time for business, the tribe leader approaches you and tells you that you’re the chosen one, Bitchy Litchy. He tells you that there is an ancient story that one day a girl will come to that world and bless them with fertility. He tells you that his tribe has been banned from earth, because they were a lil bitchy in the past and triggered some wars. As the girl you are, you decide that you wanna help them, because yeah free booze. You didn’t know that you had 2 birth systems, so you become pregnant with like 14 children at once. long story, short end, your vagina literally rips apart and you die because of blood loss.
