Clams Got Legs

moz // they/them // mid 20s // I'm dead but that's never stopped me before

[dogpuppy]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[space-arcanist]

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

[the-doctored-pepper-deactivated]

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

[commandtower-solring-go]

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

[beemovieerotica]

out of context transphobic ganon

[beemovieerotica]

[moonshinemagpie]

researching the history of education in japan and learning that, pre–Meiji Restoration, peasants/commoners formed their own schools to become educated because it was the best way of fighting tax fraud.

That is, when an official told you, a rice farmer, that you owed more taxes than you really did, it was very useful if you were good enough at math to know he was lying (and could prove it) and if you were good enough at writing to write a letter to your government defending your case.

all of which is to say it's crazy that mega-corporations are now pushing education to be "what if you paid us whatever we tell you to for the rest of your life and never do math or write anything ever again"

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[scutellatebooted]

@doberbutts

[thememedaddy]

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[sparkly-heretic]

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

[bob-artist]

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

[hatta-hatter]

“You don’t even have a dog.” Stratt doesn’t have a dog.

Grace has his kids, his students. In the book, he has a friend he has dinner with once every week. In the movie, he makes connections everywhere he goes. Stratt doesn’t have that.

Grace and Stratt’s lives are similar: they have people they’re in charge of, they have colleagues they’re divorced from, no family, no lovers, no pets. Stratt sees herself in Grace. So, Stratt dubs Grace expendable because that is what she’s made herself.

A scapegoat isn’t much different from the sacrificial lamb. One is just more loved.

[leethepiper]

"A scapegoat isn't much different from the sacrificial lamb. One is just more loved."

This is going to haunt me, I need you to understand that

Holy fuck dude

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[vulpetrope]

Star-crossed

If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3 

[rennerei]

At rattay tourney rn having a lovely day, I still have buttons and prints to give away just hmu if you see me ❤️

[mourningkite]

Underground is a weird place

[ink-the-artist]

man

[ink-the-artist]

i like it too :)

[ink-the-artist]

[appleandsinnamon]

[ink-the-artist]

[56kilobits]

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

[drtanner]

Unmute, btw.

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish