oh lol forgot to post this one! please vote of your fav out of context thing my friends said in December!
december quote of the month
locking in reading the republic and it's easy bc its just yalls bs squabbling
“would you hit a woman?” “margret thatcher? hold me back.”
i’m not a baby please don’t burp me.
as a child you looked very… organic
i often curse the country of sweden for inventing zipers.
i have staunch quads. i don’t have these slender twink legs that you all surmise
my grandma pisses faster than that water comes out of your fridge
this is so pre teen delinquent
you smile too much for straight women
I felt like really concussed megamind: concussed megamind flow state
this is where i get a little… dark woke. (about where we should go for lunch)
now imagine he had a toupe- he would be a terrible trip sitter then
