#zodiac shitposts

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Random Zodiac Meme ~ WALL-E Robots

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👑 Zodiacs in the Kingdom of Fantasy

This is my list of which of the 7 main KoF Kingdoms (from the 1st book) the Zodiacs should belong.

🎃 Kingdom of Witches: Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius

🐟 Kingdom of Mermaids: Pisces, Cancer

🐉 Kingdom of Dragons: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio

🌿 Kingdom of Pixies: Gemini, Sagittarius

🍄 Kingdom of Gnomes: Aquarius, Libra

🗻 Kingdom of Giants: Leo, Taurus

✨ Kingdom of Fairies: Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo

[violoncelle121]

Zodiacs as Skylanders Dragons

Here are some dragons from Skylanders, represented by the 12 Zodiac Signs. I tried to make it as accurate as possible. And it turns out that I am Spyro!

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the signs as zodiac shitposts

all of them stop it

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signs as rly bad puns

aries: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it

taurus: My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast

gemini: There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils

cancer: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside

leo: When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve

virgo: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now

libra: I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy

scorpio: Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy

sagittarius: The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

capricorn: I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction

aquarius: Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

pisces: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down

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zodiac shitposts pt 24

aries: tfw ur trying to relax but u cant help but prepare for mysterious unsourced meat

taurus: its impossible to drown in a sea of friends

gemini: i am not a model i just sell gamergate

cancer: rats are the coolest. they are small and furry + they be as beautiful as my birth

leo: i only know how to try to cheer up by thinking about capitalism

virgo: im going to write a modern version of romeo and juliet where they both acquire heterosexuality

libra: me: only care about rats

scorpio: imagine your otp preparing to romanticize a swarm of fast-moving grubs

sagittarius: its time to ask the real questions: is it ok 2 accuse me of enjoying goats

capricorn: (sighing sadly) i hide from heterosexuals

aquarius: (shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i improve lizards

pisces: i love to sin and admire sonic the hedgehog