Rei_is_Here

17 - m - mostly straight - discord:honk#9525

[zerogotshittybass]

AAAHHHHHHH HELP HELP HELP ME OH GOD HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME PLEEAA

[zerogotshittybass]

boootcamp time

bye bye

[thebrisklad]

Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories?

[gandacel]

Pls do tell

[thebrisklad]

So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo dude called Raven lived here. Like every emo in Romania knew him because he was somehow the edgiest of them all. He was also a gigantic incel, but still tried to flirt with every goth girl on sight. At some point when he was in his last year of high school, before leaving for college, he tried to hit on an 11 yo girl(gross). It made her rlly uncomfortable. What Raven didn’t know was that this girl’s cousin was the strongest dude in town-2 meters tall, super bulky, literally looked like a mountain. So the girl told her buff cousin what Raven looked like, and one time, while Buff guy was at work, he spotted Raven. Now, funny enough, Buff Guy worked at a children’s playground, and he was dressed up as a clown that day. So he just walked up to Raven, patted him on the shoulder and asked: “Have you ever been beaten up by a clown?” and Raven said, “N-no”. To which Buff Guy replied :“It’s fine. Because you will be.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there is no possible way to predict the many directions this post took

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[the-memedaddy]

[trans-pagans]

Every child I know under the age of 10 is unbelievably chill about gender and tbh I’m jealous  

[trans-pagans]

Me, teaching a pagan kids class: “A lot of people think that the deity Loki might be genderfluid, do any of you know what genderfluid means?”

8 year old, rolling his eyes like that’s the stupidest question he’s ever heard: “Everyone knows what genderfluid means”

Little sister: *walks into the kitchen looking incredibly masc*

Me: “Nice outfit, a lot of afab folks have to work really hard to look that masculine.”

Little sister: *takes headphones halfway off and gives me a blank stare* “Why? Is clothing gendered or something?”

Me: “No, but a lot of people will assume things about your gender based on your clothing”

Little sister: *Puting her headphones back on as she walks away* “Oh, cool I guess.”

9 year old that I babysit sometimes: “What’s that flag on your shirt?” 

Me: “It’s the nonbinary flag. It means that I’m not a boy or a girl.”

9 year old: “I know what it means, have like 5 nonbinary friends, duh.”

[gaypussyretard]

…

[zerogotshittybass]

A literal 2 year old: “Ah yes, the subject of non-conforming gender. Allow me a perfunctory retort, good friend, for I am more than well versed in such a sphere of thought. Gender, so to say that which we perceive it as, is but illusion, as time is, and constructed much to the same effect. Glorious in conceptual detail, yet minute in the sense of realistic human lifestyles. About your day, friend.” And then everyone stood and clapped and Joey from 3rd period kissed me while Samantha watched (fuck you Samantha).  The end.

[zerogotshittybass]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

also, when you think about how much MONEY is involved in the sex industry you REALLY have to wonder about whether or not “sex positivity” and “pro sex work” sentiments MIGHT have some sort of FINANCIAL INCENTIVE and PR TEAM behind it. really? really? really? you think the 11% of self employed sex workers who enjoy their jobs represents the 89% who are forced into it via sex trafficking or survival sex work?????????? REALLY?

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[citation needed]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

www.google.com

[bearglitch]

I find the porn industry fucking shady as well but yeah, citation fucking needed

[tamamita]

My wife is actually far more powerful than me

[analaskanbullworm]

Isn’t that because she’s the source of much of your strength?

[ladyfubuki]

I have to be strong so my husband can be strong

[hero-is-back]

Ngl this is the cutest thing, like istg seeing these two interact and be cute and lovey dovey is giving me life

[zerogotshittybass]

Detailed analysis shows that @enecoo is his wife’s vampiric thrall.

[slimetony]

I am redistributing my followers

[slimetony]

500 of my followers are now following a 17 year old from maryland who used to like homestuck and still reblogs it “ironically”. congratulations

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[greelin]

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

no offense but um…..off with your head

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

dance till youre dead

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201701]

I found this pin, this badge, this symbol of knowledge and power, in the parking lot. I have it. I have the power.

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201701]

Update: I lost the pin

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201707]

I just want everyone to know that I actually found the pin again and all is well in the cosmos.

[nixcraft]

Google street view in Rome

[keaneries]

back to bed

[teathattast]