#zombie monkey

[homonculusswift]

[anthonyspage]

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[just-jimm]

It's Halloween It's Halloween It's time for scares It's time for screams It's Halloween It's Halloween

[kidneyyybean]

Re0 is actually very fun and we’ll ignore the constant stress of me having both Rebecca and billy on caution

[patience4not]

-- Top five things heard on the Grand Jury --

5.)

Drug Recognition Expert: "Weed is characterized as 'Calm on the outside, party on the inside'."

4.)

Grand Juror Seven points to schedule: "See we have that long break because they're bringing in the champagne for our last day." Other Grand Jurors laugh.

Grand Juror Four to Grand Juror Five: "Well, we know what you're bringing."

Grand Juror Five: "Yep, I'm bringin' the weed."

Police Officer's Voice from the balif's office outside the Grand Jury room: "I didn't hear that."

3.)

Witness: "He leaped[sic] at my face like a ZOMBIE MONKEY!!"

2.)

Grand Juror Six: "How many times did you get him with the knife (in defense of yourself)?"

Witness [transforming suddenly from trembling wreck to laser focused rage]: "I stabbed him as many times as it took."

1.)

Officer: "We were on the ground wrestling with the suspect and having difficulty taking her into custody because the salsa she was covered in was slippy[sic]."

[huurma]

Meant to be stickers. Yay, photoshop, two hours, tigers are just big kittens and zombie monkeys are legit.

[beerinbrief]

Tallgrass Brewing Company Zombie Monkey, 1 pint, 6.2% ABV, 35 IBUs. Unearthed in the back of my beer fridge! It's a little thing, but I love the matte-like finish on the can.