No Rhyme or Reason

I post a lot all at once. I suggest looking at my archive rather than my tumblr feed. Unless specified, I do not own any of the images I post.

[ariadne-mouse]

Burn what thou wilt and take what thy wishes from the ash. What you bear is the curse of ambition.

[deluxeloy]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[hayleyolivia]

So good. It deserved some art. 😊

[neenarchive]

infinite changeling glitch

[ariadne-mouse]

Let's play a scary game >:)

Every time you see this poll, you must go write in your WIP the amount prescribed by whichever option is winning (or won).

3 words

25 words

1 sentence

3 sentences

100 words

the same number of words as tabs you have open

the same number of words as articles of clothing you are wearing

the same number of words as pets you have

the same number of words as red objects you can see from where you are sitting

just kidding go drink a glass of water instead

just kidding do some stretches for 5 minutes

Voting ended onOct 7, 2024

Now you might think, "this poll can't hurt me, I won't vote!" but remember, the options will still become visible when the poll is concluded, so it behooves you to vote and influence your inevitable doom. Non-writers encouraged to vote/reblog as well to inflict Consequences on your author friends :)

Oh, and if multiple options are tied for first, they stack.

[overnighttosunflowers]

[lunar-ease]

OMG WHAT IS THAT FACE EVEN

[sixbucks]

[shamebats]

Obsessed with this orcanized crime mug by smoollovepottery

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[claypigeonpottery]

and here’s the second image, of the bottom of this piece

it definitely should have been posted too! firstly because it’s hilarious and secondly because the artist, Dave Zackin, signed his name

[claypigeonpottery]

my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

it’s all shiny and finished!

[claypigeonpottery]

there’s a small crack in the handle 😔 I patched it. we’ll see if it survives

[agenderdanvers]

That time Matt had to "How do I want to do this?" himself

[arkham-prisoner]

Sam: “Where on the spectrum of good and evil are they?”

Matt: “YES”

[imodnaweeklyanniversary]

Day 344

Imodna has been canon for 49 weeks (15 days in-game)

“I look at Laudna…and I follow Ludinus.”

“And I follow Imogen.”

[dnd-shows-have-my-soul]

The photo of the evening

[dsadwdasdadawdwad-deactivated20]

Are you [Imogen] single? -Braius

“I’m not sure” -Imogen

And during pride month too 😭

[counterspelling]

Endless Bells Hells

[patience4not]