#zomzie

[magical-ocean-birb]

Did i miss something? What is this au where dipper has a chest hole and mabel got stabbed in the face? And now theyre bills puppets???? Are they dead or what???????

i got confused too haha but they had this ask in their tag

http://zzazu.tumblr.com/post/96297402099/what-is-the-meat-puppet-au-like-am-i-missing

[clariss2838]

zomzie asked: Hiccstrid, either 17 or 28 ?

I've never written Hiccstrid before, so I hope it's okay! Enjoy!

17 - Meeting at a party whilst drunk AU

Send me a prompt!

With a groan, Hiccup sat up, clutching his throbbing head. It seemed like mjolnir was pounding at his head, and realizing that sitting up made it no better, he lay back down. He cracked his bleary eyes open to find Astrid just entering the room with a steaming cup. “Already awake, sleepy head? And here I thought it would be 3pm before you even stirred.” She hid a smile behind her cup as Hiccup looked at her in confusion.

He stared blankly at the ceiling as his hazy mind processed her words. “…. I don’t remember much from last night, except that you were there. What happened?”

She snorted, barely keeping herself from laughing uncontrollably. Hiccup groaned once more, covering his head with his forearm. “Pleeeease don’t tell me I did something embarrassing or stupid.”

"Well, I found out rather quickly that you’re a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. I left for one moment, only to come back and find you already drunk off a single beer. Not only that, but you didn’t seem to remember who I was.”

This time Astrid did laugh openly at Hiccup’s mortification before continuing in her story.

"In fact, you introduced yourself as if you were meeting me for the first time… and then said that I was almost as beautiful as your fiancée. You went on and on about what a lucky man you were and just how amazing your future wife was. You even declared that come Valhalla or Helheim, nothing would keep you two apart.”

"I didn’t know I was such a romantic," Hiccup grumbled into his arm, a wash of heat spreading across his cheeks.

A cheeky but fond smile crossed Astrid’s face as she watched him squirm. “Neither did I. I might have to get you drunk more often now that I know though; it was cute.”

"I might do even more embarrassing and stupid things though, and I can’t guarantee they’ll be as ‘cute’ as last night."

"You big baby. I’ll still love you anyways, embarrassing, stupid, or otherwise."

"Thank god for that, because we both know I’m all the above."

"Well, now that I think about it, I don’t think I got to introduce myself last night. Hello embarrassing and stupid, I’m your wife-to-be. Let’s take good care of each other from now on."

Astrid put down her mug and slid into bed next to Hiccup, wrapping her arms around him. Kissing his face, she pulled back and stuck out her tongue.

"Bleck, you need to take a shower and brush your teeth Mr. Alcohol Breath. I might take back my promise to marry you. "

He only pulled her in closer, chuckling.

"Too late, you already agreed to marry me. Toothless is a witness; no take backsies."

[dragon0blood]

I was tagged in a thing 1: What are you wearing? My work clothes 2: Ever been in love? I was once 3: Ever had a terrible breakup? Yes, I have 4: How tall are you? I am about 5'9" and a little. 5: How much do you weigh? 250 and a little 6: Any tattoos? Yup, one on my back 7: Any piercings? I had 9 in each ear, but it has been knocked down to 5 in each ear. 8: OTPs? Johnny Bravo/Velma Dinkley, IraMako, Dirk/Jane 9: Favorite show? Face Off, various anime, court shows, Cops 10: Favorite bands? I like music in general, not just bands. 11: Something you miss? Being in a close relationship. 12: Favourite Song? Uuuuuuuh I dunno

13: How old are you? 25

14: Zodiac sign? Cancer 15: Quality you look for in a partner? Someone that can make me smile 16: Favorite quote? I have no idea

17: Favorite actor? Jim Carrey 18: Favorite color? Two together, sand and ocean blue 19: Loud music or soft? Loud in the car, soft elsewhere 20: Where do you go when you’re sad? My room 21: How long does it take you to shower? 15 minutes or so 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? About 15 minutes 23: Ever been in a physical fight? Not a serious one 24: Turn on? Pure interest 25: Turn off? Drug use 26: The reasons I joined Tumblr? Stalking a friend of mine 27: Fears? Heights, worms, odd things 28: Last thing that made you cry? Breaking up 29: Last time you said you loved someone? This morning to my parents 30: Meaning behind your Tumblr name? Just a name I have had for ages 31: Last book you read? The Mage in Black 32: The book you’re currently reading? The Lost Legacies 33: Last show you watched? Wheel of Fortune 34: Last person you talked to? My mom 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted? Friends  36: Favorite food? Fish, stews, chilis, chowders 37: Place you want to visit? Anywhere I can go


38: Last place you were? At work 39: Do you have a crush? Yup! 40: Last time you kissed someone? When I got home and kissed my mom and dad on the foreheads 41: Last time you were insulted? Talking to Joey when he called be a poopy bowler 42: Favorite flavor of sweet? Caramel 43: What instruments do you play? I don't play one 44: Favorite piece of jewelry? My glowing sand bottle necklace 45: Last sport you played? Video games 46: Last song you sang? Madness by Muse 47: Favorite chat up line? Skype 48: Have you ever used it? I am right now 49: Last time you hung out with someone? On the 12th.

[clariss2838]

The "magic" tree tattoo gifs are from Beastly. basically a modern!au of Beauty and the Beast

Thank you so much! You’re the second person to tell me, haha I guess I should go remove that tag now before anyone else sees it. But again, thank you! :D 

[ruinous-bloom]

zomzie replied to your photoset:Finally getting to work on Levi’s ab-makeup. More...

I actually thought you had abs for a sec i was so confused Like “WHEN DID /THIS HAPPEN??”

Didn't you know? That's what I've spent all year doing, holed up in my room.

[magical-ocean-birb]

4, 5, 26

4. How many people do you think you met because of cosplaying?

uhhh lemme check. aboouuuuttt....5? beginning a friendship with one, dating another, talk to another on occasion... the first two i no longer speak with, since one stopped talking on AIM back when AIM was the primary chat messager, and the other turned out to be a more extreme type of pro-life i think? i unfriended her pretty quick after arguing our views. interestingly enough, all my friends i've made through cosplay, have been people i've met at otakon.

5. What do you think makes a 'good cosplay'?

Honestly, i like accuracy. i like it when people who look like the character cosplay, when they have the right body shape and face structure and the costume looks professional. now that DOESN'T mean i don't like it when a skinny person cosplays a fat character or vice versa, or when a short person cosplays someone tall or vice versa. i simply enjoy accuracy. even when someone doesn't have the same body type as a character, if they nail that costume beautifully or you can tell they put effort into it, i will definitely go after them for their picture <3

26. Ever cosplay an inanimate object?

nope! i can't imagine i will either? unless i suddenly want to be something from the brave little toaster or become Jack's staff...

[brokenblackrabbit]

zomzie replied to your post: Finished 3D design project~ I was goin...

[resisting urge to suggest naming it Toothless]

I WOULD BUT I DON'T THINK MY TEACHER WOULD FIND THAT VERY CREATIVE 

[astralarchived]

Pairing: Hiccstrid Au: patisserie/bakery

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

"Astrid, we need that for the cake--" His sentence is cut short when a handful of the batter lands right in his face. Hiccup wipes the batter from his eyes, a mischievous grin stretching across his lips.

"You're on, Hofferson."