Jaune: It's been our pleasure to provide you with hilarious incorrect quotes, entertaining stories, and saucy RWBY content. I'd like to personally say that all of us, love you. Each and every single one of you. And... (Sighs) You're all allowed to do whatever you want to my butt, whenever you want it. There will be no takesies-backsies.
Nora: Thank you, Jaune~! Your apartment key is in the box of mystery.
Jaune: You mean the breadbox you never cleaned out?
Nora: It goes by many names, and yes. And despite Jaune's butt-hurt feelings- or should I say "soon to be butt-hurt feelings" -we here on this page want you to know that we do love and appreciate you all.
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Ruby: "Have any of you ever met any of Jaune's supposed girlfriends?"
Weiss: An interesting question, but the answer is simply no. Because much like Sasquatch, the Easter Bunny, and any of my tax forms, they are not real and do not fucking exist.
Jaune: Are you guys just going to be shitting on me for this entire post?
Weiss: Oh, Jaune... Not everything is about you.
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Blake: Am I into BDSM? Well, I like to keep my options open, so I will dabble a little in S&M. Though, I find masochism especially fun when paired with karma. Don't you agree, Jaune~?
Jaune: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this wasn't about me.
Blake: Nothing is.
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Yang: Have I considered getting together with Jaune? Well... there's a lot of ways for me to answer that.
Yang: Fuck no. Hell no. Not for all the lien in Remnant. And, my personal favorite, I would rather fuck a cactus.
Yang: But I'll stick with the simple "Nope" this time.
