#zora-zen

[bunabi]

@zora-zen replied to your post: @thecatsred replied to your post this is a...

My dad is Kotaku and he said there are gonna be three Cullens

“Three Cullens....maybe more...“ says hooded figure manifesting from very sexy cloud of smoke on my front lawn at 4AM

[moominminded]

Wild morning???

YES, THANK YOU, ZORAN. BUCKLE UP, IT’S A LONG ONE

Back story: I’m home from Boston for the summer, and my mom and I are down to one car. Meaning that I must be a functioning human being at 8am to drive her to work if I want to have my car (because small town NJ REQUIRES automotive transport).

So dummy (me) stayed up all night watching GARBÀGE movies and then just never went to sleep. So I’m running on about zero energy rn. Because of this (and, i believe, the dark energy from Leo the Lion), I ended up forgetting to check for my car keys when leaving this morning - thus locking myself and my mother outside of my home with no access to the car or a spare key. My darling sister, having taken a break from harassing me about my gender identity and sexuality, decided that she could not drive over with her copy of the key because WHO KNOWS. 

This left one option, dear Zoran. 

Dummy (me), in my oversized BU sweatpants and zombified state ended up dragging the ladder from the shed to my bedroom window. And like a thief in the night, I SHOVED my AC through the window and had to hoist my fat ass up through the space. As though this were not enough! I somersaulted over my beanbag chair and fell into my Spinster Box (the giant plastic bin where I keep my yarn, knitting supplies, and some romance novels), where i proceeded to get stuck for about fifteen minutes in yarn and then tangled embroidery floss. 

I then managed to scramble up my keys, get my mom to work, drive back, ONLY TO SPEND AN HOUR FIGHTING WITH MY WINDOW SCREEN PANEL THING, LEAN TOO FAR OUT THE WINDOW AND TUMBLE OUT, WHERE I WAS THEN ACCOSTED BY A SMALL TOWN POLICE OFFICER BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOR REPORTED A “STRANGE MAN CLIMBING IN AND OUT OF WINDOWS.”

I also stubbed my toe on the air conditioning about twelve times. I need a hug and a nap

[noseforahtwo]

Question time! What does your editing process look like? How do you decide when something needs fixing? Any advice for stubborn sentences that just don't work?

My editing looks like me staring at something for literally twenty minutes, reading the 100 words before and after it, then changing the font to something ugly.

I can read things, like actually read the words instead of looking at them the way I wrote them, when they’re in something like Courier New 12pt. I write in a nice font and edit in ugly.

If I’m super in love with a sentence but can’t wedge it in I leave it until the last possible minute then tell myself I”ll be ruthless when the time comes. And I put the alternative to that sentence/paragraph nearby in double brackets so I can find it easily.

[dgcakes]

27 and 11 plz

27: A song that breaks your heartMan, I never know what breaks my heart when I’m not actively in that kind of mood, but I’d say my current ones I’m very into that do that for whatever reason areEmeli Sande - HurtsFall Out Boy - Jet Pack BluesFoxes - Cruel

11: A song that you never get tired ofI don’t know. I go through cycles with all songs where I listen to them 300 times and then just CANT for a while. Current ones I’ve been repeating like crazy have been:Yellow Claw ft. Yade Lauren - Love & War (which is another one that can get very heartbreaking for me)Rihanna - Kiss It Better

[bunabi]

Thanks for doing so many request drawings! They're all so lovely, excellent work.

Thanks! Im actually taking a lil break from them to rest my arm! My shoulder has started aching lol.

[moominminded]

1,2, and 4 for the movie asks!

1) What’s the most depressing movie you’ve ever watched?

The most depressing movie I’ve ever watched is probably Sausage Party just because it’s like, so shitty. Just so so shitty. That movie was the worst, whitest thing I’ve ever seen, and you know what? Seth Rogan and all his pals are STILL getting work. What the fuck, Zoran. How is this possible. Depressing. 

2) What’s the most disturbing movie you’ve ever watched?

A 30 minute movie called Aftermath about a coroner that fucks a corpse. It was...it was a mess. 

4) A film you could watch on repeat for the rest of your life?

It’s a mash up between Spirited Away and Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I know picking two is probably cheating, but those are my absolute favorite movies of all time, and I could watch them forever

Film asks!

[noseforahtwo]

Guessing game: "butthole"

Dude. Not once. Not even “arsehole”.

Color me surprised.

[becausedragonage]

 @zora-zen replied to your post “my dad also thought it said back hoe lmao, guess thats common. im...”

WHAT

Here is the context you’re missing. :D