#zorbeez

[its-malarkey]

Parkzer’s actual reaction to finding out that Zorbeez aren’t actually that absorbent (“how are you supposed to dry your dog then?!”)

This is the face of a man in CRISIS

[clarablightt]

my girlfriend just asked me what zorbeez was so i spent two minutes reciting the zorbeez ad to her

i think i got the point across!

[pangothepangolin]

I like to make myself believe

That Billy Mays sold

ZORBEEZ

[fixitlikeswomen]

If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this! Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used. It has the strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid. Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet! It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda, even red wine! Watch as this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet – just that quick. The secret's in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent than cotton! Forget towels that just drip. And, unlike sponges that smell, Zorbeez is odor-free and leaves a path of clean. Now, you could clean and dry and never leave anything behind! You’ll be amazed at just how much they absorb – and they’re machine washable. Dry your entire car, even your dog! Use any cleaner for a streak-free window. An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week. That’s cash in the trash! Save money and even help save the environment. You get two jumbo Zorbeez plus three extra large for only $14.99. But call right now and I’ll send you another five Zorbeez absolutely free! That’s 10 Zorbeez for only $14.99! And as a special bonus, we’ll also include our Micromen Microfiber Dus

[a-beautiful-yet-ugly-world]

i cant stop laughing because I was looking at reviews for the Ouija Board on Amazon and oMFG