#zosan shitpost

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You'll never make me believe that Usopp is not the doomed third wheel of every straw hat couple :

[jaymang0]

[curlysanjis]

that one simpsons meme

[bidisastersanji]

Zeff: *calls Sanji “little eggplant” *

Zoro: overhears this and takes it literally

Zoro: makes eye contact with Sanji and gives him a meaningful look

Zoro:… you let your old man out you like that?

Sanji: ….what???

Zoro: idk good on you for owning it proudly I guess. Couldn’t be me my dick is HU-

Sanji: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM MARIMO THAT’S NOT WHAT THE NICKNAME MEANS!!!!

Sanji: AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY DICK IS JUST FINE THANK YOU

[datkat08]

🔞 Kind of?

This is stupid but. Sanji finding out Zoro uses lube.

“Wait. Is that lube? You use lube?”

“Of course I do why wouldn’t I— what kind of animal do you think I am?”

“Dude I don’t know I really just thought you were all natural.”

“Cook listen to me. If I didn’t use lube multiple people would be dead.”

“There’s no way you’re that big.”

“Mhm.”

“Prove it.”

*shows him*

“HOLY FUCK.”

[jaymang0]

BANANA BREAD - AT FUCKIN WORK BRO? HELL YEAH

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[curlysanjis]

zoro doodle page bc he’s so silly