Maybe I'm sick in the head, but why do Shanks and Zoro go so well together?
A dilf and a himbo, both into swords, both seducing half of the Grand Line without realizing, both huge drinkers, both love Luffy and would give their body (literally) for him...
I feel like they'd start sharing Luffy stories, drinking bottle after bottle, then talk about swords and swordsmen things, and they'd end up having raw intense and erotic love making.
*gets hit with tomatoes* Okay, okay. I'll leave now.












