"zen u so close to getting expelled u better clean ur act up or else u gonna be gone."
"whatever man idc!!!!!" zayn retorted, pushing back his chair and hastily quitting the dean's office.
"frickity frack i better get smart about life!! oh look!! there's a nerd!!!" he exclaimed coincidentally as he laid eyes on a buff guy who was reading a smart book.
"hey u wanna come to my frat party??????" he asks the other guy, knowing that they will fall in love one day bc he's so cute.
of course the guy whose name is liam says yes, because what kind of nerd doesn't want to go to a frat party???
they go to the party together and they fall in love bc nerd became dangerous and two dangerous people equals double trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sex sex sex sex sex
all the time










