i like to think zui xian was part of the reason no one questioned sqh's eccentricities. everyone from that area is just like this <3

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i like to think zui xian was part of the reason no one questioned sqh's eccentricities. everyone from that area is just like this <3
Jock's Lost Liveblog: Xiao-ge Highlights
**Please note that at this point I still did not totally know Xiao-ge's name (he's referred to exclusively as "hot guy" in my notes), all I knew was that he was incredibly and inoperably gay**
If you're still doing the 5 head canons and are interested, how about Pirate!AU or Temeraire!AU (if you're familiar with the series) for The Untamed? All your writing is amazing! I've been here since the Les Mis era and you're part of the reason I started watching The Untamed/dragged my sisters and two other friends down with me :)
A pirates AU it is! (It has been a very long time since I’ve read Temeraire I’m afraid, and I’m not confident enough to do it justice)
Everyone knows Wei Wuxian as one of Yunmeng Jiang's finest young naval officers, made a Lieutenant at a young age, when they hear that he's defected and become a pirate
No one really knows all the details but rumours include:
He challenged Jiang Cheng for captaincy of his fleet, and then stole the flagship in the middle of the night after Jiang Cheng defeated him in a duel
He had been smuggling illegal goods through Lanling waters and was discovered by Jin Zixuan – they fought, he stabbed Jin Zixuan in the back, and he fled
He was no longer content to always be second to Jiang Cheng, thinking that he was a better sailor, a better leader, a better military tactician, and became a pirate to amass a fleet to overthrow him
He discovered he was the son of the infamous pirate Canse Sanren and became determined to both further and overthrow her legacy by become an even more infamous Canse Sanren
He is secretly still working for Jiang Cheng, using pirating as an excuse to plunder ships from other clans and weaken their naval strongholds
He was cursed by a sea witch to never set foot again on land, and turned to piracy in despair
(Some people manage to believe all of these at once.)
The real story goes more like this:
Wei Wuxian discovers an unauthorised Lanling ship in Yunmeng waters at night; he hails it, since they're allied clans after his sister marries Jin Zixuan, to tell it to sail back within bounds
He finds that it's full of war prisoners from the Wen clan being shipped from the ravaged Qinghe coast to be put to work in Lanling. He tells his crew to carry on their way, and then takes a rowboat over by himself and overthrows the Jin officers on board
The remaining Wen become his temporary crew to get them to the closest land, Yiling – there, he offloads all the elderly and children, keeps those who wants to stay and crew for him, and picks up some other crew members
They spend most of their time moving around, never staying long enough in one place for anyone to realise who they are – the piracy is sort of a side gig, every so often they'll find another shitty 'merchant' ship trying to transport 'passengers' and relieve them of that burden, or 'confiscate' some illegal goods
Occasionally they slink in to a port just after sunset, target the area that looks the most obnoxiously rich, sweep it clean and get the heck out before sunrise
They try this in Gusu's single port, Cloud Recesses; annoyingly, there's little of value that WWX can pawn off easily (oh, lots of books, which are expensive, but they're not easy to pawn to the average market stall, are they?)
So WWX's already annoyed that a night's work is wasted when he gets discovered by Lan Wangji, the rich governor's nephew, who is kind of weirdly good at swordfighting for someone who's probably never to fight for real in his life?
Also, he looks very hot fighting in only a nightshirt, WWX is not distracted at all
The alarm is raised, he manages to trick LWJ by fighting dirty and gets a knife to his throat, and LWJ convinces him to not fight the guards converging on them by taking him prisoner and they backs out of Cloud Recesses with WWX's dagger at LWJ's throat
They leave immediately, except now WWX has a prisoner. He's like Haha, you can take a cell in the brig or you can share my bed I guess, and LWJ gets himself settled on the bed because it's very past his bedtime and WWX's like ??? and does not sleep for the rest of the night, because what if it's a plot and he just gets stabbed in the dark?
Lan Wangji wakes up the next morning and asks him, very seriously, Did you not sleep well last night? and WWX has no idea what to make of him. Also, he doesn't really know what to do with a prisoner in general? Especially one who seems quite happy to help out? Pores over maps with him and tells him which bits are outdated? Tells him route information from the various clans? Asks to duel with him again?
Gusu sends like thirty-three ships or something after them and WWX offers to leave LWJ in a rowboat for them to pick up because really, he's not into kidnapping?
LWJ tells him that Gusu's navy could do with the challenge, so they spend the next few months outwitting the Gusu Lan navy before LWJ finally sends them a message telling them to stop
So yeah, WWX accidentally becomes a pirate, accidentally kidnaps LWJ, and accidentally falls in love somewhere along the way. (All three of those things also happened to LWJ, though not in the same order, and none of it was accidental on his part.)
Bonus:
They go back to visit Yiling every so often, where the Wen remnants are keeping their heads low and integrating into the town. At some point, A-Yuan becomes old enough that he wants to join the crew and WWX takes him on as a lookout
Double bonus:
Picture Lil Apple as an incredibly loud and vicious parrot who sits on WWX's shoulder and bites everything and everyone, including WWX
Triple bonus:
LWJ finds WWX's old naval officer uniform in the back of a cupboard where he's been trying to forget it and makes him put it on so he can peel it back off him again
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2020 ZhouQiLuo 3rd Birthday Event
Date: 5 April 2020 to 11 April 2020
How to play? ❤ Part 1 ❤ ❤ Collect ZhouQiLuo's birthday exclusive present for chibi house through painting a treasure map using [Colorful Paint] and [Wishing Sticker] ❤ At the same time, rewards such as [Memory Prop] or [Confession Wish, Coins, Stamina] can be collected as mentioned above ❤ [Memory Prop] can be use to unlock ZhouQiLuo's childhood birthday story ❤ ZhouQiLuo's Birthday Card can be collected after reading 6 story parts
❤ Individual Reward ❤ ❤ Upon milestone reached, rewards such as [Birthday R Card, stamina, Marker] can be collected ❤ Design a Birthday Outfit for ZhouQiLuo using [Marker] in ZhouQiLuo's [Dating Plan]
❤ Part 2 ❤ ❤ [Marker] can be collected through penning down Wishes using [Colorful Paint] and [Wishing Sticker] ❤ [Wishing Dew] can be collected apart from [Marker], which can be use to exchange for past years Birthday Cards, Outfits etc
❤ Individual Reward ❤ ❤ Upon milestone reached, rewards such as [Birthday By Your Side (should be ASMR, not indicated clearly), stamina, Marker] can be collected
❤ Server Reward ❤ ❤ Upon milestone reached, Galaxy Wish Tickets x 10 can be collected ❤ If 100% achieved, both set of ZhouQiLuo's outfits will be upgraded to Live2D outfit in the near future
周棋洛 : Kiro
Happy birthday our sunshine <3
Zhu Qinglian (祝 清涟): You Sui Peak Lord (幽邃) Dai Qingren (戴 清认): Rong Li Peak Lord (荣离)
some peak lord ocs that feature briefly in the wick remains!
BEHOLD! MY CQMS OCS!
(I actually have a handful of other OCs I reference here and there, Ning Yingying's mother (Ning Xiuying) or Mu Qingfang's cousin (Lord Fang Huizi) for example, but I will put those ones in a separate post some other time...!)