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The Facebook Boys if they were cast on Queer Eye

Mark: The Food and Wine expert because of that one time he fed the CEO of twitter a goat that he killed himself and that weird grilling Livestream he hosted once.

Eduardo: There’s a reason they cast Andrew Garfield and did all those theatrics with his hair. His hair is the most acceptable in college and he’s clean-shaven and looks like he actually takes care of his brows so bonus points. So Eduardo would have been the grooming expert. 

Sean: Sean as the only one who actually went out and did things would have been the culture expert. He founded Napster, does Spotify now, he’s probably the most hip of the bunch so. Yeah, culture expert. He’s also not the fashion or hair expert cause this photo exists and it’s hideous on so many levels. 

Chris: Him and Eduardo are the only ones who actually belong this show probably, but Chris is the fashion expert, most notably for that time when he shoved Mark into that fancy button up for the Crimson photo. 

Also he obviously dresses the best, and he’s not the hair expert because he once sported this look:

Dustin: The design expert, why? It was really the only option left. But let's pretend I have a better reason yeah? I’m sure Chris taught him some things.

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Mark Zuckerberg tells Congress to watch The Social Network

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Mark watching the Social Network:

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Congress: Who is Eduardo Saverin?

Mark:

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but mark was on the list on times 100 along with taylor so is he going tonight, is confirmed swifte mark zuckerberg going to be jamming out to taylor’s possible new single debut!? i want a picture of them, i want to lose my mind as my two worlds collide.

Confirmed Swiftie status:

Taylor 1 of only 19 artists he likes on Facebook

Has a whole playlist on spotify dedicated to Taylor Swift and it was the second playlist he made

Includes not so mainstream Taylor Swift songs that weren’t heavily played on the radio on his playlist like Enchanted, Speak Now, Forever and Always (THE PIANO VERSION!?), Sparks Fly, Back to December!?

Seriously imma need pics @taylorswift

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Texts between Mark Zuckerberg & Eduardo Saverin in 2011

Mark: The guy who played me got nominated for an Oscar and your guy didn't.

Eduardo: I'm spiderman bitch.

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i still love that real eduardo’s biggest qualm with the movie was that he never threw a laptop and mark and said he would never do something like that. but that wasn’t the best part. the best part was the way he phrased it as ‘i would never throw a laptop at someone, even mark.’

EVEN MARK. 

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I will never not love that Mark is mentioned for all of about 4 pages in Chris’s book and he chose a good portion to talk about how annoyed he was with Mark’s aesthetic appeal in this photo, like wow your gay really be showing Chris and ily so much for it cause same.

Chris: “A photo from that period that ran in Harvard’s newspaper ‘ The Crimson’ shows Mark at his desk, a half-dozen empty soda bottles at his side, his hair overgrown but freshly combed. I remember the scramble to make him civilized for the shot, and we were barely successful.” 

Also I can only imagine that this shirt was Chris’s doing as well XD