Watch as I burst into flames as Aaron Sorkin writes an open letter to Mark Zuckerberg in the New York Times. The Social Network 2 is gonna be lit, and Aaron Sorkin is going to become an actual character in the movie.
I mean so much of it is just ahhshavshdjd
In 2010, I wrote āThe Social Networkā and I know you wish I hadnāt. You protested that the film was inaccurate and that Hollywood didnāt understand that some people build things just for the sake of building them. (We do understand that ā we do it every day.)
I didnāt push back on your public accusation that the movie was a lie because Iād had my say in the theaters, but you and I both know that the screenplay was vetted to within an inch of its life by a team of studio lawyers with one client and one goal: Donāt get sued by Mark Zuckerberg.
(Omg the level of sass Sorkin is giving I want to just die rn)
Even after the screenplay for āThe Social Networkā satisfied the standards of Sonyās legal department, we sent the script ā as promised over a handshake ā to a group of senior lieutenants at your company and invited them to give notes. (I was asked if I would change the name of Harvard University to something else and if Facebook had to be called Facebook.)
(Mark: Can all the names and place be changed like Harvard is now called Yale and Facebook is now called Twitter, and my name is now Jack Dorsey???? Just suggestions)
After weād shot the movie, we arranged a private screening of an early cut for your chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg. Ms. Sandberg stood up in the middle of the screening, turned to the producers who were standing in the back of the room, and said, āHow can you do this to a kid?ā (You were 26 years old at the time, butĀ all right,Ā I get it.)
I hope your C.O.O. walks into your office, leans in (as she suggested we do in her best selling book), and says, āHow can we do this to tens of millions of kids? Are we really going to run an ad that claims Kamala Harris ran dog fights out of the basement of a pizza place while Elizabeth Warren destroyed evidence that climate change is a hoax and the deep state sold meth to Rashida Tlaib and Colin Kaepernick?ā
(Mark is just a little kid oh honeyyyy š¤£)
Now you tell me. If Iād known you felt that way, Iād have had the Winklevoss twins invent Facebook.
(Such a sick fucking burn omg)
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