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[laciefuyu]

[CN server Spoilers]

Tears of Themis 5th Anniversary — Forever Begins with You SSR

[emjiajia]

“Miss attorney, you remind me of someone.”

[actualbird]

hey. you there. ever wonder which of the NXX boys is shown being submissive the most in card CGs?

WELL, i just quantified the (visual) submissive instances of the NXX boys by counting every instance i could find in card graphics, all so i could see who is the most (visually) subby freak among them

FIRST, HOW DID I GO ABOUT THIS?

i created three sheets, each quantifying a different type of subby instance: Kneeling, Bondage, and Rosa on TOP

here's how i scored each of those instances:

additional notes:

i counted each of these instances in unique CGs each card has. this means that SSRs and SRs, have the opportunity to gain 2 points maximum (as they have a Base, an Evolve 1 (which is almost the same as the base) and an Evolve 2), while MR and R cards can only gain 1 point maximum.

i did not count instances of submission within the story. this is because that would necessitate that i read Every Single Card Story In Tears Of Themis, and im Not Strong Enough For That. this quantification only takes into account the visual instances seen in CGs.

now without further ado, let's get to the numbers!!

AND THE MAN WHO IS TAKING HOME THE SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE CROWN IS.....

....LUKE PEARCE!!!

NOBODY IS HAPPIER WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT THAN I AM. THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY TO ME. I GENUINELY DID NOT KNOW WHO WOULD WIN THIS WHEN I STARTED COUNTING BUT IM SO FRIGGIN HAPPY

if i missed a card or miscounted, do let me know! this whole thing took me THREE HOURS of looking through Every Card CG and my head started to hurt, so i mightve made mistakes!!

but anyhoo congratulations to luke pearce!! may he get his shit rocked 24/7, god bless!!

EDIT: I KNEW I MISSED A CARD SOMEWHERE. i missed vyn's Secret Whispers card!! this gives him a full additional point, meaning he's actually in 3RD PLACE and not 4th. thank you to those who spotted this error, and congrats to vyn for not being dead last!!

[featherika]

we could’ve had it all

[voltage-vixen]

What a perfect man!

Multiversal Encounters

[citriccrust]

Saw this and immediately thought,,, themis lawfirm. Artem and celestine when rosa enters artem's office,, i had to draw it as them

[megistusleep]

🦁 an illustration I did some time ago

[iridesensee]

so... about this charming lawyer 👀♥️♥️