Cyan Writer

Your name is ROSE CROCKER, and you're pretty sure that pasta should be on the forefront of everyone's minds. M!A: None Part of the Pigment-Exchange

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asksubjuggulatortz met Crockercorp's heiress

[realmofthemad]

>Some time later.

OK4Y SO 1 FL1PP3D MY SH1T…

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

Alright, what happened?

Something happened; what is it?

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/ see... well once you f/nd out, /'d love to know what your grandMother d/d! but / guess you Must Master your bak/ng sk/lls f/rst.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

I really should do my research on my family background, honestly, but I haven't had enough time to even open an album in weeks, what with the tasks my mother assigns me.

Not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty sure I'm already quite fluent in the ways of baking, and yet my mother insists on honing them further, like how you attempt to sharpen a pencil when it's already a nub.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

asksubjuggulatortz met Crockercorp's heiress

[realmofthemad]

W3LL WH4T 4R3 TH3 CH4NC3S 4NYW4Y?

R1GHT?

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

Chances range from nearly nonexistent to 99.99% possible, to put it bluntly.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

asksubjuggulatortz met Crockercorp's heiress

[realmofthemad]

((This is now the Past; Presently Eve is dead. :C))

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1 LOV3 H3R SO MUCH.

1’D GO CR4ZY 1F 4NYTH1NG H4PP3N3D TO H3R.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

I understand. I wouldn't really control myself either if my friends got hurt. As for what I'd do for my mother, well...

I'd rather not go into that context.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

atavisticcombcatant met Crockercorp's heiress

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:33< H33h33

:33< That if defurnately one way to describe me

:33< Rose? is that short fur something?

:33< Kind of a weird name, but I like it, sounds purretty

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

Thank you. Actually, it is short for something, but I'd rather not disclose my longer name, so Rose Crocker it is.

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but how /s one coMpany so /Mportant as to have the value of a world? /'M very sure a bak/ng coMpany cannot f/ght a war.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

I myself do not know, actually. I can only assume that my great grandmother, who founded the company, was terribly influential. Which wouldn't be a surprise, considering that most of the people in my current family, especially my mother, are the most influential beings in the world at the moment. I have much to live up to.

A friend of mine has been warning me about the 'Batterwitch' though, telling me that she's conspiring to take over the world, and that she's an alien. I quite honestly don't believe them though; it's a ludicrous story.

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atavisticcombcatant met Crockercorp's heiress

Forgive my bluntness, but you seem like a terribly catty person. I adore that.

Rose Crocker at your service.

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asksubjuggulatortz met Crockercorp's heiress

[realmofthemad]

MY M4T3SPR1T TURN3D 1NTO 4 DOG.

…

SH3 GOT B3TT3R.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

I don't even know if I'm supposed to inquire about this anymore.

But either way, I'm quite glad she's as alright as you say.

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oh / see. /’ve heard th/ngs about CrockerCorp, never really been /nterested. My, but be/ng he/ress to a coMpany… /s /t any d/fferent than be/ng he/ress to the crown? / take /t there’s less rush, r/ght?

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

Well, seeing as that being heiress to the crown makes you the one who has to see to all of your people, I'd say that your task is more difficult by a slim margin. However, seeing as that Crockercorp is pretty much holding all of Earth in its hands, being the heiress to all that would also be a lot of work, seeing as that I'd have to maintain that reign.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

asksubjuggulatortz met Crockercorp's heiress

[realmofthemad]

NO, NO 1’M NOT. 

N3V3R M1ND, TO LONG TO 3XPL41N.

T3R3Z1 PYROP3; SUP?

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

A pleasure to meet you, Miss Pyrope. Aside from my usual schedule of formulating new recipes and doing the tasks assigned to me by my mother, I don't think anything has been out of the ordinary lately.

And you?

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Reblog if you read Homestuck!

My dad thinks only a few people read Homestuck.

Let’s show him the error of his ways.

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cannibalistic--integrity met Crockercorp's heiress

Hello there. Any particular reason you decided to pause at my doorstep?

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

Everything seems dreadfully quiet today.

===>Rose: Pin up sign.

You pin up a sign on your bedroom door. What does it say?

"INGESTING MIDDAY MEAL.

WILL RETURN LATER."

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

tranquilcaboose, gnosticgalaxy and ghoulishgreenery met Crockercorp's heiress

A fine greeting to all three of you. I welcome you to my humble abode.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

asksubjuggulatortz met Crockercorp's heiress

[realmofthemad]

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ROS3 WHY 4R3 YOU NOT 4 L4LOND3?

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

That's ridiculous, why would I be a Lalonde? Not that I'm saying Rose Lalonde doesn't sound quite nice, but my friend Jade's last name is Lalonde; perhaps you're looking for her.

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Me? oh, well / guess you could say that. /t was qu/te the d/fferent exper/ence. never /Mag/ned Myself bak/ng. but do you bake? you sure do seeM l/ke the k/nd to enjoy /t, unl/ke Myself!

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

But of course, my dear. As heiress to Crockercorp, I am obligated to know at least thirty different recipes and to formulate at least ten of my own, so more or less I grew fond of the trade. Though I must admit I am much fonder of pastas and the like.

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well, / take care of a rose and l/ly garden. they’re just beaut/ful! but / have yet to Meet soMeone who enjoys garden/ng, though.

[tagliatellethesaurus-blog]

Ah, I see. Purely coincidental that you enjoy gardening as well, no? Either way, you seem like the type who likes dabbling in the art of baking, if you'll pardon my quick assumptions. I tend to have a second sense whenever somebody I meet likes to dabble in baking.

Do you?